With the Help of Makeup and Photoshop, Tyra Banks Becomes White

Tyra as cara dBlack supermodel Tyra Banks recently posted photos of herself transformed into a few white supermodels, which upset a handful of idiots who complained about “whiteface” somehow being as bad as blackface.

This reminds me of the fucking cockamamie argument that it’s okay for us all to say the n-word just because black people do. Funny because I don’t recall anyone voluntarily entering shackles in the 1800s.

It’s also Tyra Banks, the maniacal puppetmaster who told us all to kiss her fat ass as she impersonated a homeless person, an ugly person (or was that the same episode?), and dressed her ANTM girls up in everything from drag to their birthday suits and dangled them out of windows for fun.

The Cara Delevingne impression is actually spot-on. Kate Moss and Cindy Crawford not so much. In a new batch of photos she uses her magic to become black again, mimicking Iman and Grace Jones.

Naomi Campbell And Cindy Crawford In Duran Duran’s ‘Girl Panic’ Music Video

I know a song is old when I wrote an article  mentioning it back in March…Simon and the band have redeemed themselves with their best song since 1997 and their best album since 1983’s Seven And The Ragged Tiger.

Now they’ve enlisted Lady Gaga’s old friend Jonas Åkerlund to direct a video featuring the vintage supermodel likes of Cindy Crawford, Eva Herzigova, Yasmin Le Bon, Helena Christensen and Naomi Campbell actually portraying the band members!

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