Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-30-12]

Tegan & Sara Closer Tegan and Sara get crazy for “Closer” karaoke/Glee sleepover party video. (Spin)

Nightclub victim Tiffany Mitchell says racist Lindsay Lohan called her a gypsy. (TMZ)

Trey Songz is latest Leatherface victim in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D trailer. (ohmyGAHH!)

Country Clarkson (Carrie Underwood) to fill Julie Andrews‘ SOM shoes. (Celebuzz)

Kim Kardashian shows Kuwait her boobs while drinking a milkshake. (Starpulse)

Marvel director James Gunn apologizes for homophobic superhero sex blog. (Huffington Post)

Coroner report reveals Sons/O.C. star Johnny Lewis was NOT on drugs at time of death. (Radar)

The Queen Is About To Bust A Cap Over Kate Middleton’s Nude Sunbathing Photos

Like all [Disney] princesses before her, real-life British royalty Kate Middleton is now involved in a scandal of epic proportions.

A French gossip rag called Closer has released exclusive photos yesterday of Kate letting it all hang out at Chateau d’Autet in Provence.

Maybe Middleton, wife of Prince William (brother of naked Vegas troublemaker Harry), should ask Selena Gomez, Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan for help. American versions of princesses, fallen from grace, spat into a harsh, highly scrutinized reality.  Continue reading “The Queen Is About To Bust A Cap Over Kate Middleton’s Nude Sunbathing Photos”