‘American Horror Story’ Season 4 Will be Carnival-Themed!

An executive producer of American Horror Story – with its ever changing story and exact same cast – has confirmed that the fourth season will take place in a carnival with clowns and tigers and flaming hoops OH MY.

We also know via Ryan Murphy that filming will likely take place in Santa Fe or New Mexico and that Jessica Lange has been practicing a German accent for the upcoming season which will likely air in October.

It’s also Lange’s final year as Murphy’s muse. Speaking of her, I just watched Cape Fear for the first time on a six-hour flight to North Carolina to see my ridiculously amazing girlfriend who is totally the person to blame for me slacking on my blog  (yeah, I’m gayer than Richard Simmons a unicorn climbing up a rainbow with a dick in its mouth) and she’s in it along with then-Josh-Brolin-lookalike Nick Nolte.  Continue reading “‘American Horror Story’ Season 4 Will be Carnival-Themed!”

I Know You’re Already Aware, But Juggalos Are SCARY

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Check out the scary scary slideshow (above) of random juggalos and juggalettes, and some of the performers at the event….

The annual Gathering of The Juggalos took place on August 11, 2011 in Illinois, and I cannot emphasis enough how terrified I am of these people.

It’s not like I sit in my house shivering, waiting for a bunch of painted-clown face wiggers to bust into my house and kill me. They’re just so weird, and beyond my sense of reality. I could say I don’t know what goes through their fumigated heads, but it’s simple. Beer. Clowns. Music. Beer. Tits. ICP.

This year a wonderfully varied group of characters performed at the festival, such as Lil’ Jon, Ice Cube, the other ice: Vanilla, MC Hammer, Dustin Diamond, Ron Jeremy, Xzibit, Tech N9ne, Flavor Flav, Juvenile, George Clinton and of course the founders of the festival, Insane Clown Posse.

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