Gays Stay Gay After Gaga Flashes Goodies

Lady gaga naked gay club 2013Gaga fans in London put their hands up and made ’em touch during a surprise performance at the Soho club G-A-Y.

If you were to ask 99.9% of that audience if they were more excited to hear her single “Venus” or see her naked body, well…. you know. It doesn’t help that she’s gone from borderline sexy in the videos for “Telephone” and “LoveGame” to Miracle Max’s swamp witch wife.

“Just saw LadyGaga do a surprise set at G-A-Y. She got her arse out & showed her vagina. All agrees it was impressive but we’re staying gay,” comedian Matt Lucas tweeted.

She got dat Thanksgiving turkey ass, and “Venus” is only slightly less underwhelming than THIS.

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Here’s Why Sofia Vergara’s Holiday-Themed Fights Are Better Than Halle Berry’s…

Sofia Vergara boob fell outSofia Vergara was involved in fight at a club on New Year’s Eve that was mildly reminiscent of the Gabriel Aubry/Olivier Martinez brawl, except not because Sofia Vergara wasn’t hiding in a corner applying hair gel like a pansy (Halle)…

Sofia’s hothead boyfriend Nick Loeb was reportedly tense because of the male attention Sofia was (/is always) receiving from “a friend.” Later, Loeb got into a physical altercation with some folks at a nearby VIP table.

It wouldn’t be a news-worthy Vergara moment if a body part didn’t burst out of her dress, and that’s exactly what happened when she tried to get involved.

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Emile Hirsch Makes Intense Ann Coulter Face As He Pees On A Cactus

Emile Hirsch Censored penisI’ve always been jealous of the male ability to pee on a whim, without squatting or using poison ivy as toilet paper, but I’m second guessing my envy after seeing this photo of Emile Hirsch peeing on an aloe vera plant outside the West Hollywood club Bootsy Bellows.

Hard to argue that the paparazzi invaded his privacy when they snapped a picture of the tip of his penis considering he’s outside in a very public area. I’m more concerned for that poor succulent life form he’s hovering over. You don’t have to look closely to see how abused and underfed it was even before he started emptying his bladder onto it.

I’m emptying Emile’s home water tank and replacing it with urine. My ivy urine, to be exact.

Rihanna And Chris Brown – Together At Last?

Nearly every week there seems to be a new story about Rihanna and Chris Brown, whether they were seen together (which has happened twice this week, once at Griffin club and then again at Brooklyn Stadium), kissing at the VMAs or lending their voices to each other’s remixes, it all is too familiar and too hard to keep up with.

An excessive amount of Rihanna and Chris news (more excessive than usual, that is), can only mean one thing: they might actually be back together. She’s progressed past “forgiving” him and moved onto getting back with him.

The former 2009 couple, and possible current lovers, were both seen leaving Hotel Gansevoort in New York on Tuesday following a slew of other sightings like the one at Barclays Center in the VIP section where Rap Radar’s Elliott Wilson snapped a photo of them looking very cozy.

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Paris Hilton’s New Boyfriend Is As Crazy As Her Other Boyfriends

If I told you that Paris Hilton making out with a girl in a club caused her new boyfriend to get arrested for starting a fight would you be surprised in any way?

Good, me neither.

A man told police that he was in the XS nightclub in the Encore hotel in Vegas when Paris started making out with his girlfriend…

Then, Paris’ new Spanish model boyfriend/fictional Street Fighter character River Viiperi attacked the random clubgoer guy with the bi curious girlfriend.

TMZ reports that Viiperi injured him “so badly” that he “needed medical attention” at around 2:30 Monday morning and that Viiperi was cited for misdemeanor battery without going to the police station.  Continue reading “Paris Hilton’s New Boyfriend Is As Crazy As Her Other Boyfriends”

Nicole Scherzinger Denies Kissing Chris Brown, Admits To Being His ‘Friend’

What is this, third grade? Nicole Scherzinger was photographed talking intimately with Chris Brown at Supperclub in L.A., so intimately that many assumed they were kissing.

And why would good-guy Chris Brown EVER be suspected of cheating on his current girlfriend Karrueche Tran when he’s only known for angelic deeds like beating Rihanna, and getting neck tattoos of beaten Rihanna?

Now, I really don’t think they were kissing, and neither does Nicole because her rep was like:

“There is absolutely no truth to the ridiculous story. The photos that have surfaced are old friends who were trying to talk at a very loud club…I guarantee there will be no photos of them kissing.”

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NFL Star Adrian Peterson Arrested For Resisting The Police While Intoxicated

Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson was arrested early Friday morning after making a scene at a club in Houston.

The manager of the club, Live At Bayou Place, says he was being rowdy and “unreasonable.”

An off-duty cop/security guard intervened after he noticed Peterson’s behavior. The MVP pro-bowler reportedly shoved him.

He later apologized and said that he ‘doesn’t usually drink,’ a story confirmed by the manager who told TMZ that Peterson has been to the club before and consumed very few spirits.  Continue reading “NFL Star Adrian Peterson Arrested For Resisting The Police While Intoxicated”

Oh Drake, You Could’ve At Least Pretended To Beat Up Chris Brown To Make Me Happy

This morning was like Christmas, but if I forgot what day Christmas was (not unlikely) and was even more surprised to see my gift. That present came in the form of hearing that Drake‘s entourage beat up Chris Brown’s entourage over Rihanna in a NY club.

Then I read on TMZ that Drake’s rep is insisting that he wasn’t involved in the brawl, and that it was actually a fight between Chris and Drake’s friend, Philly rapper Meek Mill.

So much disappointment, but fortunately, Brown aka “Breezy” did get a nasty cut on his chin from all the bottles that were thrown. He tweeted a photo of it (which was later deleted) and wrote:  Continue reading “Oh Drake, You Could’ve At Least Pretended To Beat Up Chris Brown To Make Me Happy”