Let’s All Take a Minute to Objectify Andrew Luck

Andrew Luck naked locker roomToday was a very upsetting day for me, football-wise.

The Eagles lost by two points to a team who had NEVER previously won a playoff game on the road… those damn voodoo-practicing, bayou bourbon-sipping swamp hobbits, the New Orleans Saints.

Before that depressing reality, Indianapolis made an impressive comeback against the Chiefs. But more interestingly, man-of-the-hour Andrew Luck was captured in an embarrassing half-naked locker room stance in a teammate’s tweet.

Culprit Pat McAfee later deleted this rare photo of a sasquatch in captivity (THAT neck beard tho), but not before it was saved to desktops and posted to every sports site on the internet. Whoops.  Continue reading “Let’s All Take a Minute to Objectify Andrew Luck”

Colts’ Cheerleaders Shave Their Heads in Honor of Coach Pagano

Dozens of Colts players, including Adam Vinatieri and Andrew Luck, shaved their heads earlier this month in honor of coach Chuck Pagano and his struggle with leukemia. Two cheerleaders followed in the team’s heartwarming footsteps during the fourth quarter of Sunday’s game against the Bills after fans donated $22,000 to cancer research, shaving their locks and smiling about it afterward.

“I’ve just had personal experiences with people who have had cancer,” Megan M. (right) told a reporter.

“I’ve had mentors and family members and volunteer at Riley and met little girls who have lost their hair and beat cancer multiple times.”  Continue reading “Colts’ Cheerleaders Shave Their Heads in Honor of Coach Pagano”

The NFL Draft Begins On Thursday, Here’s Number One And Two

The 2012 National Football League draft starts Thursday, April 26 and ends Saturday, April 28.

In case you didn’t know, there’s a 99.9% chance that Stanford’s Andrew Luck is going to the Colts as the number one pick, to fill the void left by current Bronco Peyton Manning.

The number two pick, QB Robert Griffin III of the Baylor Bears, will go to the Washington Redskins. NFL Network analysts seem to agree that offensive tackle Matt Kalil will head to Minnesota. As for the rest of the draft, here’s a mock-up prediction of picks.  Continue reading “The NFL Draft Begins On Thursday, Here’s Number One And Two”