Everyone is Gay For Gay Ellen Page

Ellen page time to thriveAdorable actress Ellen Page announced the other day at an LGBT conference that she is gayer than a unicorn climbing up a rainbow with a dick in its mouth, spouting a really awe and aw inspiring speech about how she was tired of lying to herself, her friends and the public. Page said she felt “a personal obligation and a social responsibility” to tell the truth.

“I am tired of hiding and I am tired of lying by omission,” she said. “I suffered for years because I was scared to be out. My spirit suffered, my mental health suffered and my relationships suffered. And I’m standing here today, with all of you, on the other side of all that pain. I am young, yes, but what I have learned is that love, the beauty of it, the joy of it and yes, even the pain of it, is the most incredible gift to give and to receive as a human being. And we deserve to experience love fully, equally, without shame and without compromise.”  Continue reading “Everyone is Gay For Gay Ellen Page”

Christina Aguilera Says The Haterade-Drinkin’ Bloggers Are From ‘Buttfuck, Wherever’

During a film and TV conference, Christina Aguilera made a biting comment about the internet’s opinion of her.

“Now everyone is a critic. I don’t read blogs. It’s just God-knows-who in Buttfuck, wherever writing hate shit,” Aguilera said. “You can’t take it seriously. I’m sure you’ve all been hated on at some point by buttfuck people.”

Now this is a Christina I can get on board with. Swearing up a storm, connecting favorite adult swears (“fuck”) with words that make children laugh (“butt”) and throwing a “shit” in for good measure.  Continue reading “Christina Aguilera Says The Haterade-Drinkin’ Bloggers Are From ‘Buttfuck, Wherever’”

Justin Timberlake Thinks Jessica Biel Is ‘Really Special’ And ‘Really Hot’

Justin Timberlake may not be the most descriptive guy on the planet. This became especially apparent when he told the story of wooing Jessica Biel to a room full of reporters. It also became apparent that he is more whipped than Katy Perry’s bra attachments in “California Gurls.”

Timberpuss calls himself chivalrous for asking her out on the telephone instead of the internet then adds that she’s “a really, really, really special person” who is also “really, really, hot.”

“We have a couple of rules in our relationship,” he said at the Hollywood Foreign Press conference. “The first rule is that I make her feel like she’s getting everything. The second rule is that I actually do let her have her way in everything. And, so far, it’s working.”

There’s Jessica’s face (from Hitchcock), upon hearing that Justin thinks she’s so special and hot.

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Daria May Be Returning To MTV? Gasp.

PUT YOUR PAWS UP LITTLE MORGENDORFFERS!

After the definite return of Beavis And Butthead, with preview footage and an October air date scheduled, people are wondering if there is achance for a Daria reunion. And you’ll be thrilled to know that there is certainly a chance.

At the Television Conference Critics Association panel for Beavis And Butthead on July 29th, Van Toffler, the president of MTV Networks Music Group was asked about a possible new season of Daria. He responded by saying,

“Daria still airs on MTV2 and Logo now and it’s done quite well on both…We’ve talked to the creators and there’s not as long a shot as you might think that Daria might be back on one of our channels.”

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