Conor Kennedy and Taylor Swift (July, 2012 – September, 2012)

Taylor Swift is no longer eating pizza, boning and sailing with a teenage Kennedy.

A source revealed that Swifty and her child bride Conor “parted ways a while ago.”

“It’s been over a month since they’ve even seen each other,” a really unhelpful friend of Swift’s told Us Weekly.

“With her promotion for Red, she has no time off until the end of the year.”

“It was just a distance thing. No hard feelings. They’re fine.” 

Then the friend crossed her arms, pulled out a pink switchblade and yelled, “They are never ever getting back together!”

Taylor Swift’s G-Rated Date With A Kennedy

Taylor Swift has either suddenly become really good friends with Robert Jr.’s son Conor Kennedy, or they’re dating. They spent the entire weekend in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts and were photographed eating pizza together, laughing, and holding hands.

Sorry for the Disney-friendly nature of this story. I know you were expecting more news about Kristen Stewart banging old guys in Mini Coopers, but you’re out of luck. Taylor Swift drinking Coca-Cola on the beach with a Kennedy will have to suffice.

And what do we know about Conor Richardson besides that he’s the equivalent of American royalty? Well, the kid is 18 (looks 16), has curly hair, wears Hawaiian shorts and is cousin to Patrick Schwarzenegger, who Swift was linked to in early July. Continue reading “Taylor Swift’s G-Rated Date With A Kennedy”