Lindsay Celebrates Halloween Early, With Candy Corn Teeth

*EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM WARNING: WE INTERRUPT YOUR PROGRAMMING TO BRING YOU AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE: LINDSAY LOHAN IS NEVER GOING TO BE NORMAL*

I don’t care if she wins an Oscar or a Grammy or craps golden eggs, she’s never gonna get back on track.

Here’s proof, Lindsay was out at Supperclub on Wednesday in Los Angeles for the premiere of Saint’s Row: The Third (Like Grand Theft Auto but with even less morals) walking down the red carpet, showing off her fucked up teeth

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Lady Gaga’s “Yoü & I” Video Revealed

The “You & I” video was premiered today (on Madonna’s birthday!) as Mother Monster’s promised 1000th tweet. I’m not sure if my screen is broken or what but right now the video has 302 views??? WHAT?? It’s been out for several hours what is going on?

…Honestly it’s more like the “I & I” video has been revealed. Lady Gaga’s male alter-ego Jo Calderone makes an appearance in the video, smoking and looking hysterical. Also turquoise Gaga, long and short black-head Gaga, Blonde Gaga and horny flopping-mermaid Gaga, of indistinguishable color.

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