Best, Worst and Middle-of-the-Road Celeb Halloween Costumes of 2013

Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell (as Khal Drogo and the Khaleesi), Heidi Klum, and Ellen (as Nicki Minaj)
Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell (as Khal Drogo and the Khaleesi), Heidi Klum, and Ellen (as Nicki Minaj)

Halloween [sort of] just happened – when all the famous people test themselves by covering their beautiful faces and dressing up in outfits less expensive and less glamourous than their regular attire in the name of candy corn martini-flavored puking at exclusive parties held by other celebrities – and some of the costumes were pretty damn good.
honey Boo Boo kardashians

And, since the older Kardashian sisters didn’t appear to do much at all, here’s Honey Boo Boo’s entire family AS the Kardashians. P.S. Star Trek/Boo Boo crossover show = Here Comes Honey Cardassian.

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Joan Rivers, Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan (as Miley and Robin Thicke), and Miley Cyrus

And then EVERYONE dressed up like Miley Cyrus, and Miley dressed like her new role model, Lil’ Kim…

Kendall Jenner, David Spade and Kate Hudon and Ariana Grande
Kendall Jenner, David Spade and Kate Hudson and teen sensation Ariana Grande

In terms of the worst, it’s always safe (and boring) to dress up like a cat. I expect this kind of non-creativity from kids, but WTF, Kate Hudson.

Chord Overstreet (as Jax Teller), Chris Colfer (sexy R2D2?) and Constance Jablonski (as Britney Spears)
Chord Overstreet (as Jax Teller), Chris Colfer and Constance Jablonski (as Britney Spears)

People who are a small part of pop culture dressed as bigger icons of pop culture for the win.

Actually, screw them all, Katy Perry as Justin Bieber takes the cake. The face, the eyebrows…. <3

Sexy Ghosts are all the Rage this Halloween

sexy ghost halloween costumeI stumbled upon this photo today on Facebook and couldn’t resist posting because it completely summarizes my feelings on girl Halloween costumes.

Now you’ve seen it all. Sexy Crayons, sexy treasure trolls, and now sexy ghosts. (I’m still waiting on sexy Obama. Just the mask and bikini.)

Never have I ever wanted to retreat to my bedroom with a box of insulin needles and a two and a half bag of candy corn more.

Please, please, please stay classy this October, kill yourself.

Read: The Best/Worst Halloween Costumes of 2012 (thetwistgossip.com)

The Best Cosplay At Comic-Con 2013

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Comic-Con 2013 is over, but that doesn’t mean we can’t savor the elaborate and bizarre costumes that graced the convention floor in San Diego over the weekend.

Enjoy Bryan Cranston in a Walter White mask, baby Ewok, the best Aquaman ever and many more!

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The Weekend In Celebrity Halloween Costume Creativity [SLIDESHOW]

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There was a flood this past weekend. No, I’m not talking about the tsunami warnings in British Columbia or Hurricane Sandy.

I’m referring to the less imminent threat of celebrities flooding Twitter, Instagram and Facebook and entertainment websites with their Halloween costume party fun times.  Continue reading “The Weekend In Celebrity Halloween Costume Creativity [SLIDESHOW]”

Every Halloween Costume Kim Kardashian Ever Wore [PHOTOS]

Wonder Woman (2008), a flapper, and her most famous costume, Aladdin’s Jasmine (both in 2009)

Kim Kardashian recently tweeted a photo of her in a leopard costume with a mesh front and wrote, “Rawwwr!!! Halloween Costume shopping.” She actually wore that exact same thing in 2010 so who knows if she dug it out of her closet or simply forgot.

Sometimes I wonder if having an ass that big is a kind of disability, not only for balance but because it’s possible that the blood flow is concentrated in that area like a boner. If she uses more than two brain cells the glorious thing might deflate.  Continue reading “Every Halloween Costume Kim Kardashian Ever Wore [PHOTOS]”

The Best/Worst Halloween Costumes Of 2012

I love Halloween for the candy corn, roasted pumpkin seeds, and horror movies even though lately I’ve come to expect only disappointing Paranormal Activity and Saw sequels.

October is national Bullying Awareness Month, so I urge you to not throw rubber insulin needles at the 4,000 people who will incur diabetes on this day, mostly because one of them could be me.

I’m not wondering what I should dress up as this year, because I’ve been interested in avoiding attention-drawing activities ever since I was a wallflower egg hiding from aggressive fist-pumping sperm in my mother’s fallopian tubes.

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The Best Cosplay At Comic-Con 2012

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 Comic-Con San Diego goes from July 12 to 15, 2012 and as usual, it’s full of celebrities and cosplayers. One is the lowest form of escapism, one the highest. You guess.

Here we see a ton of Batman, Captain America, Thor and Star Wars costumes plus transgendered Princess Peach and more. Can’t beat that.  Continue reading “The Best Cosplay At Comic-Con 2012”

Disappointing Britney Spears VMA Tribute

Obviously I am not happy about the MTV Video Music Awards this year. So far I’ve been excited to see Rebecca Black dressed as a dinosaur, the Amy Winehouse tribute, Adele’s performance and Beavis & Butthead staring at Nicki Minaj’s Super Bass Bazoombas.

While I am happy that there was a tribute at all for Britney Spears and that she won the award for Best Pop Video for “Till The World Ends,” the tribute part of it was a huge letdown.

This year Britney (who looked very healthy/pretty) was presented the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award and a group of people got together to apparently, celebrate her history…

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