Angel Haze is WAY More Than Friends With Ireland Baldwin, Get it Right

Angel Haze girlfriend An interview with the Independent more than indicates that lady rapper Angel Haze is really really tired of the media confusing her romance with Ireland Baldwin for a run-of-the-mill friendship.

Haze, who met Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger’s 18-year-old daughter at New York Fashion Week months ago and has been sharing adorable couple-y photos on Instagram ever since, said “I don’t know if there’s like some confirm or deny thing with the way relationships work in the media, but everyone just calls us best friends, best friends for life, like we’re just friends hanging out.”

She called it “funny” but added that it also “sucks,” continuing on with a slightly explicit rant about how “friends don’t f*ck” and to STFU because they definitely do, all the time.

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The Couple Who Stole Miley Cyrus’ Maserati Will Likely Have a Movie Made About Them

couple who stole miley's car The pair of miscreants thought to have stolen Miley Cyrus’ brand new Maserati are a young couple, and not just any couple, an ATTRACTIVE one, so they’re obviously a modern-day Bonnie and Clyde who deserve their own feature-length film ala The Bling Ring, but I’m sure they’d settle for something on Lifetime starring Brooke Hogan and Aaron Carter.

Tylor Scott, 19, and his skinny jeans are already famous, but what about his girlfriend, vegan fitness model Naomi Charles? In April she tweeted “I wish I was Miley Cyrus,” so I imagine she was the instigator, getting drunk one night off low-calorie, honey-flavored vodka in yoga pants while playing GTA 5 and yelling “BABE! Let’s go to Miley’s house!”

If you’re not aware of our exact fascination with “attractive” criminals, check out this list of hot female teachers who kinda sorta molested their students. And this other one of bangable serial killers.   Continue reading “The Couple Who Stole Miley Cyrus’ Maserati Will Likely Have a Movie Made About Them”

Robin Wright is Ben Foster’s Future Bride

Ben foster and robin wrightI’m a apparently very behind on the celebrity dating rumor mill, because Ben Foster and Robin Wright have been a couple for two years and are now engaged and I had no idea they even knew each other.

It seems a little random, but it also makes me happy because I like them both, especially him in Alpha Dog and on Six Feet Under and her with anyone besides that grumpy, smile-challenged Hobbit Sean Penn.

There’s also a 14-year-age difference which gives me faith my own 8-year-difference. (Like Wright, I’m the old cougar/snapping tortoise.) He’s 33 and she’s 47, in case you were wondering.

Wright, who met Foster on the set of Rampart in 2011, is reportedly super “excited” to plan her wedding. Yay. Confirmation that she’s a human woman! (Am I a man for having nightmares about Kelly Clarkson singing “every ball needs a chain” in a wedding dress?)

Aja Volkman and Dan Reynolds: Best Rock ‘n’ Roll Couple Ever?

Aja Volkman dan reynolds Rising rock band Nico Vega have been busy touring in support of their new EP, Fury Oh Fury. In the past few months they’ve entered the iTunes Alternative Charts with “Beast,” partially in thanks to its use in the BioShock Infinite and Jack Reacher trailers.

“Many thanks to Imagine Dragons and Atlas Genius for an enormously epic tour. Feels like camp is over,” Nico Vega frontwoman Aja Volkman wrote on her band’s Facebook page along with a photo of her, her husband (Imagine Dragons’ singer Dan Reynolds), and their 7-month-old daughter Arrow.

The image of snarling, baby-holding Reynolds next to tilted, faux-screaming Volkman in leather pants is just sweet enough to make them one of the cutest, healthiest rock ‘n’ roll couple in existence.

Selena Sick of Bieber’s Scene? Star Couple Call It Quits After Two Years

If I was 12, I’d be really sad right now, or wait, happy? Looks like saggy purple pants Bieber (okay, I am 11) and non-ugly duckling Selena Gomez are no longer together.

E! News reports that “crazy schedules” played a role in the split, which a source says happened “about a week ago.” And that’s not all. Justin has supposedly been hanging with an underwear model:

Rumors that the adorable twosome had split started gaining traction in the last couple of weeks, but hit a high note just last night when Bieber, 18, was spotted seeing The Lion King on Broadway with a group of people that included 19-year-old Victoria’s Secret model Barbara Palvin.  Continue reading “Selena Sick of Bieber’s Scene? Star Couple Call It Quits After Two Years”

Dwarf Divorce Alert: Danny DeVito And Rhea Perlman

After 30 years of marriage, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman are separating.

The two met 42 years ago in 1970 and began dating shortly after.

Over the span of their marriage, they’ve starred in Taxi and Matilda together and have watched each other in Cheers and It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Let’s also not forget Junior.

A rep for the couple (who would be 10’1″ if they stood on each other’s shoulders) confirmed that they filed for divorce but did not cite a reason.  Continue reading “Dwarf Divorce Alert: Danny DeVito And Rhea Perlman”

Amy Poehler And Will Arnett Are No Longer The Cutest Couple Ever, Divorce After Nine Years

Adorable couple of comedy, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are separating after being married for nine years.

The Saturday Night Live and Arrested Development alums met in 2000 and tied the knot in summer of 2003.

They have two children (ages two and three) together. A source tells Us Weekly that the split was “very amicable.”

Not so amicable for fans. It’s hard to believe in a thing called lasting love when all my favorite longtime celebrity couples keep breaking up. Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins (23 years), Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon (17 years), and Johnny Depp and gap-tooth lady (14 years).  Continue reading “Amy Poehler And Will Arnett Are No Longer The Cutest Couple Ever, Divorce After Nine Years”

Zoe Kravitz & Penn Badgley Are The Cutest Couple Ever

I don’t normally think twice about celebrity couples. They’re either a figment of the media’s imagination or bound to break up in under six months. But, my heart was warmed when I heard that Zoe Kravitz and Penn Badgley got together back in October.

He’s weirdly irresistible (surprisingly so, for a Gossip Girl cast member) with his uncaring Bohemian Occupy-whatever ways and Emma Stone love interest cred in Easy A.

And her, well, she’s Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet’s daughter, which automatically makes her cool. And she decided to surprise dad and lean towards acting, with keen career choices like Californication and that devilish spitbug in X Men: First Class.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel Should Just Go Out Already

Even though I’m still mourning the loss of the adorable indie marriage between Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard of Death Cab, there’s one thing that could make me feel better – the even more adorable pairing of Zooey and Joseph.

I’m certainly not the only who saw (500) Days Of Summer and wished it was a reality, besides the whole not getting together in the end thing. Damn that bitch Autumn.

These two actor-musicians are clearly spending time together, because they had time to record a mind-bogglingly cute cover of Nancy Wilson’s “What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve” in honor of the approaching Mayan apocalypse.

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Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds Really Are Mating?

Awhile back I posted a thing about these two dating, but I didn’t really know for sure that it was true, I mean no one did. Now they’ve been seen cavorting on vacation, at a bed and breakfast in Utah, of all places.

This is a warning to all celebrities, you can’t go anywhere without getting your picture taken, the Dakotas, Indiana, Utah, whatever. Privacy is void. This is a rebound romance if I ever saw one, he’s still not over Scarlett Johansson (Blake Lively is the closest he could find) and she’s not over Leonardo DiCaprio?

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Darlene Conner’s Getting With One Non-Blonde

Darlene Connor may be a fictional character on Roseanne BUT Sara Gilbert is a very real person, and so is Linda Perry. After pictures surfaced over the weekend of the two holding hands and looking cozy, Gilbert was forced to confirm the rumor on The Talk.

“The other day I was just out, and the paparazzi were there, the other day I was just out, and the paparazzi were there, it was Sunday morning and I wasn’t really prepared and there were these articles out that I’m in a new relationship, I go online, and it’s on CNN…it’s weird. I do want to share with you…but I want to do it on my own terms, in full hair and makeup.” 

Gilbert, 36, who only just came out in 2010, broke up with her girlfriend of a decade in August. Perry, 46, is of course the semi-evil genius pop mastermind and former 4 Non Blondes singer behind Christina Aguilera’s “Beautiful,” and Pink’s “Get The Party Started.”

Zooey D. Splits From Husband, Frances Bean Engaged

In other random rock star/rock offspring news… Zooey Deschanel, who married Death Cab For Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard in 2009, is getting a divorce while Frances Bean Cobain is getting hitched!

I know the two are in no way related but I was very saddened by the new of Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon’s break-up, so I immediately began wracking my brain for legitimate adorable rock or indie couples of today.

Guess what I came up with? Several weeks ago, I thought of Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard! And now they’re getting divorced too. So aggravating, there are no notable romantic musician-pairings left besides Brody Dalle and Josh Homme.

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Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore Separate After 27 Years

The most low-key and notoriously grungy (yet pre-grunge) post punk, lo-fi, iconic rock ‘n roll couple have broken up!

The frontman and woman of Sonic Youth, who are now both in their 50’s and released their first album in 1982, are officially separating after being married for 27 years.

This also leaves a dark foreboding cloud over the future of their band, who may be greatly impacted (or ruined) by the break-up. A statement from their rep at Matador Records read:

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Sofia Coppola And Phoenix Frontman Married

Sofia Coppola, esteemed director (Lost In Translation) and daughter of Frances Ford, married Thomas Mars of indie band Phoenix this weekend.

The couple have been together since early the 2000’s and already have two children, daughters Romy and Cosima.

Elite guests who attended the wedding in Bernalda, Italy included George Lucas and Johnny Depp. Sofia wore a custom made Azzedine Alaïa dress in lavender.

Hopefully these lovebirds will have even more children, and they can all grow up to be filmmakers and musicians. The famous Mars/Coppola family… The Baldwins and Jacksons of the future? But they’re all too low-key to care.

Opposites Attract Marriage Alert (Amber Tamblyn Edition)

28 year old Amber Tamblyn (Joan Of Arcadia, Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants) is engaged!

Semi-reliable source US Weekly reported that Tamblyn and comedian David Cross, 47, are engaged, to each other. It happened a few weeks ago, but was only recently confirmed by Tamblyn’s rep. Neither of them have ever been married before.

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