Jon Hamm Doesn’t Have a Sense of Humor About His Bulge and God Knows What Else

Jon Hamm RS Cover cropped 2013I don’t want to sound like an absolute Jon Hamm hater, because I think he’s funny on Saturday Night Live and good on Mad Men and his wife seems nice, but I can’t stand when people don’t recognize humor as a better defense mechanism than unadulterated grumpery.

Here’s Hamm, to Rolling Stone, taking first world problems to new heights:

“They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason,” he says. “I’m wearing pants, for fuck’s sake. Lay off. I mean, it’s not like I’m a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal … But whatever. I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”

This is like if Angelina Jolie came out and complained that her gold toilet’s heating mechanism malfunctioned and one of her 20 maids took maternity leave.  Continue reading “Jon Hamm Doesn’t Have a Sense of Humor About His Bulge and God Knows What Else”

Kathy Griffin Sniffed Anderson Cooper’s Nuts on Live Television

Anderson Cooper Kathy Griffin New Years 2012Kathy Griffin bent over and kissed Anderson Cooper‘s crotch in
an effort to top 2011’s New Year’s Eve special on CNN. She may be the FCC’s nightmare, but Time Warner/CNN must love Griffin’s antics, considering they keep hiring her.

The ketchup to Anderson’s salt said, “I’m going to tickle your sack” as he pushed her away like a little sister with an incestual crush.

He tried to change the subject and pretend like Kathy was talking about something PG, like a sack full of Christmas presents, but she just wasn’t having it.  Continue reading “Kathy Griffin Sniffed Anderson Cooper’s Nuts on Live Television”

Lindsay Lounges Around In A Swimsuit Reading O Magazine, Not At All Posing For Cameras

I would apologize for making fun of two different swimsuit-wearing celebrities with embarrassing bodies (that’s a show in the UK by the way, please check out the penis gallery) in one day, but I’m not sorry.

Lindsay Lohan and Rod Stewart are funny looking, and I’m 12 and feel the need to point and laugh. Also, I don’t know about you, but I’ve never seen this many groin freckles in my life.

It’s like a celestial map of a yet-to-be-discovered galaxy of ginger planets.  Continue reading “Lindsay Lounges Around In A Swimsuit Reading O Magazine, Not At All Posing For Cameras”

Duck Sauce’s ‘Big Bad Wolf’ Vid Is A Viral Sensation (NSFW)

Duck Sauce, a DJ duo that is one part Armand Van Helden and one part A-Trak, have a new video out, directed by Keith Schofield. It is causing quite a viral stir for it’s bizarre use of ummm… Genital head replacement?

When I say “head” I literally just mean, a person’s head. And by “genital and “replacement” and the combination of the three words – I mean that there are heads where there should be gennys…

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Just Another Tara Reid Crotch Shot

I’ve lost count of how many there have been? I’m thinking this is the third, or I dunno, I think she flashed her wacky botched boob job once and her wonky cat vagina another time?

It hardly matters. This time Tara and her financial advisor husband, Zachary Kehayov, were out and about in Mayfield, England.

Mrs. Reid has been spending time in London recently for the taping of Celebrity Big Brother, no emphasis on “celebrity.”

Here are her latest (slightly prickly?) side-underwear ball shots…

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