Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [9-15-14]

Columbian cycling team naked
Women’s cycling team are blissfully unaware of their seeming naked-ness. (Daily Mail)

Lindsay Lohan may have touched Whitney Houston’s corpse. (TMZ/Jezebel)

15 fun (and scary) things you didn’t know about Friday Night Lights. (Uproxx)

Martha Stewart goes gangster on Gwyneth Paltrow. (Evil Beet Gossip)

And the undisputed BEST SENIOR PHOTO OF ALL TIME goes to…. (Grouchy Muffin)

Tyler, The Creator compares Apple’s “gift” of new U2 album to herpes. (Stereogum)

OITNB writer divorces husband for lady love/OITNB star Samira Wiley. (Vulture)

Second Place Cyclists From 1999 To 2005 Were Also Doping At Tour de France

Lance Armstrong‘s stripped Tour de France titles put a bemused expression on my face. I can’t help but wonder how they can take his titles away just because he stopped legally fighting the charges against him.

Cycling has a surprisingly illicit history. Yahoo! reports that forms of doping in the sport started back in the 1860’s. Performance-enhancing drugs are arguably more prevalent for these athletes than track and field or baseball.

Turns out, every spandex-wearing rider who came in second at Armstrong’s seven Tour de France races from 1999-2005 admitted to doping  and/or were convicted of it. Germany’s Jan Ullrich came in directly behind Lance in three of them.  Continue reading “Second Place Cyclists From 1999 To 2005 Were Also Doping At Tour de France”