241 Babies Named ‘Khaleesi’ Last Year

dragon baby mobileGame of Thrones is SO popular, you can’t even look through a window without seeing your conservative neighbors licking cherry syrup off each other in Khal Drogo and Daenerys outfits.

It’s the most pirated show of all time, it’s getting its own video game, Stark daughters Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner are reigning queens of social media, and people are naming their damn children after characters on the show.

According to the Social Security Administration, 1135 parents in America named their newborns “Arya” in 2013 and 241 went with “Khaleesi,” after the mother of dragons.

Man, pretty much any baby with that name is going to be a huge disappointment. Oh, Khaleesi said her first words today? Khaleesi used the big girl potty for the first time?? Took her first step? CALL ME WHEN SHE’S TAKING THOSE STEPS INTO A FIRE WITH THREE PETRIFIED DRAGON EGGS!!  Continue reading “241 Babies Named ‘Khaleesi’ Last Year”

Trailer: Game of Thrones Season 3

The Game of Thrones season 3 trailer delivers on the promise of flying dragons!

Relying heavily on the ambiance of the Florence-y MS MR track “Bones,” the one minute of footage shows one of Daenerys’ babies all grown up, plus the army and fleet of ships she has assembled in an effort to claim the Iron Throne from that other blonde, Joffrey.  Continue reading “Trailer: Game of Thrones Season 3”