Shia LaBeouf Might Have Non-Simulated Sex In ‘The Nymphomaniac’

Shia LaBeouf says that his new movie, The Nymphomaniac, about a woman who “discovers her hidden erotic desires” might contain real sex scenes. Real as in not-at-all-simulated full-on insertion.

“There’s a disclaimer at the top of the script that basically says we’re doing it for real,” the Transformers actor told MTV. “Everything that is illegal, we’ll shoot in blurred images. Other than that, everything is happening.”

The film is directed by self-proclaimed Nazi Lars von Trier. Remember? He was promoting Melancholia at Cannes last year and spouted this nonsense:

“I found out I was actually a Nazi. My family were German. And that also gave me some pleasure. What can I say? I understand Hitler…I sympathize with him a bit.”  Continue reading “Shia LaBeouf Might Have Non-Simulated Sex In ‘The Nymphomaniac’”

Anthony Bourdain Calls Paula Deen A Bad/Dangerous Cook

In an interview with TV Guide, Anthony Bourdain, the author, chef and star of No Reservations on Travel Channel, said some very nasty things about fellow celebrity chef Paul Deen.

After being asked who the worst people on the Food Network were, he slandered Paula, calling her:

“The worst, most dangerous person to America, for her artery-clogging style of cooking.”

And it gets worse! He dug  deeper into the good-natured old Southern belle by saying that:

“She revels in unholy connections with evil corporations, and she’s proud of the fact that her food is fucking bad for you…I would think twice before telling an already obese nation that it is okay to eat food that is killing us. Plus, her food sucks!”

Paula Deen has one of the top-rated shows on Food Network, with Paula’s Home Cooking. Her recipes almost always include chicken, butter and other fried items, plus she makes a lot of vodka concoctions.

Some of her recipes include, “Shrimp And Chocolate Tortilla Soup,” “Fried Bacon Mashed Potatoes,” “Paula’s Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich” and “Fast And Furious Thai Chicken Pizza.” MMMMMM!

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