Fat Lady Dating Website Offering Christina Aguilera $3M Spokeswoman Contract

Whitney Thompson, Winner of America’s Next Top Model cycle 10 and founder of The Big And The Beautiful, is offering $3 million dollars to sexy sausage Christina Aguilera.

Thompson hopes that Aguilera will be the face of the dating website targeted at “men and women of all shapes and sizes.”

Here’s a snippet from the site:

The Big And The Beautiful is the fastest growing relationship service on the Internet for sexy men and women of all shapes and sizes. On our dating site women no longer need to fear the word “fat.”

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A Dating Website For People Who **** On Planes

Oh you scandalous harlot, I bet you thought the **** stood for “fuck” well it doesn’t, it’s for “meet.” Oh, hell it totally means that too because let’s face it, the plane passengers who are looking for each other totally did that too.

The website in question is WeMetOnAPlane.com, seriously. Here’s their description and steps to using the site…

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