Baby Dracula Has Fully Drained Denise Richards

Denise Richards spends some quality family time with her daughters in Bel Air! Denise Richards took her three children out for some ice cream this weekend. Or two of them ate ice cream while the youngest, Eloise, feasted on what’s left of her mother’s circulatory system.

I’ve seen year-old French Bread that was softer than those withered limbs. Swing that thing the wrong way and it either disintegrates or takes someone’s eye out. It’s hard to tell without feeling it in the aquarium touch pool.

That kid she’s holding is a vampire with the worst kind of luck. The luck of living with a green drink-loving pilates master when all she needs is Honey Boo Boo’s mom.

Kardashian Family Confused By Obama Comments

In an interview with iVillage, Michelle Obama revealed that her husband Barack is not thrilled about his 10 and 13 year-old daughters, Sasha and Malia, watching the show Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Michelle said:

“Barack really thinks some of the Kardashians – when they watch that stuff — he doesn’t like that as much. But I sort of feel like if we’re talking about it, and I’m more concerned with how they take it in – what did you learn when you watched that. And if they’re learning the right lessons, like, that was crazy, then I’m like, okay…”

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