Someone’s Been Hasslin’ the Hoff

Things have been heavy around here the past few days, and rightfully so. Life sometimes hits you like a ton of bricks and beats you bloodier than Rocky Balboa at the end of his eponymous first movie. We’ve all been affected in some way by the brutal shooting in Colorado. Some, obviously, more than others. We all will have to find our own ways to deal with this tragedy.

Well, with that said, let’s lighten things up a bit, shall we?

Apparently, hundreds of cardboard cutouts of David Hasselhoff have been stolen from the New England area. Yeah, I don’t get it either. The Hoff has lent his image to Cumberland Farms to sell iced coffee. I guess cold caffeine and wrinkled, leathery skin go hand-in-hand.

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The Best Stills From ‘Piranha 3DD’ (NSFW)

Despite receiving horrendous reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and making $182,237 in its first weekend in North America and being beat by Salmon Fishing In The Yemen in the UK, Piranha 3DD is pretty entertaining.

I don’t see how fans of Alexandre Aja’s Piranha 3D could hate its sequel.

It has twice the nudity, Ving Rhames with shotguns for legs, David Hasselhoff reprising his role as a lifeguard, Christopher Lloyd using YouTube, and flesh-eating fish in manmade drainage pipes.

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