Britney Spears To Write A Fictionalized Account of Her Life?

I know “Fictionalized Account of her life” is an oxymoron but so is the idea of Britney Spears writing a book, which isn’t even a factor because celebrities don’t write books (unless their name happens to be Craig Ferguson or Tina Fey).

A new Britney Spears novel that will “most likely” be a work of fiction that incorporates “elements of her real life” will fit comfortably on your shelf next to Paris Hilton’s Confessions of an Heiress, Lauren Conrad’s L.A. Candy, Gorilla Beach by Snooki and Joey Buttafuoco’s Closure.

The best we can hope for from Spears’ not-yet-confirmed deal with Harper Collins is a whitewashed explanation for her behavior from 2004 to now besides that she has Michael Jackson “I-never-grew-up” disease.

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Britney Spears’ $15 Million Dollar X-Factor Deal

In between shooting promotional videos for Hasbro’s “Twister Dance,” Britney Spears is seconds (okay maybe minutes) away from signing a multi-million deal that will see her seated next to Simon Cowell on the judge’s panel for U.S. X-Factor.

If the deal goes through, Britney’s fiance Jason Trawick may sign on as a producer of the show.

Supposedly his petition to become co-conservator of her funds and business ventures came by suggestion of none other than Cowell.

The departure of Paula Abdul and Nicole Scherzinger set the rumor mill abuzz, and Spears was practically confirmed in March when Simon was asked about the future panel:

“It changes on a daily basis to be honest with you. [We’re looking at] a very famous singer and one very famous actress. You’ve gotta talk to everybody.” Continue reading “Britney Spears’ $15 Million Dollar X-Factor Deal”