Britney Spears is 31 Years Old Today!

Britney Spears Santa outfitHappy birthday to my all time favorite pop star – wincing X-Factor judge, and Kevin Federline survivor Britney Spears!

Original queen of the gas station turned 31 today. No exact word on how she’s celebrating or what undeserving fiancé Jason Trawick gave her as a gift.

She did tweet a photo of latest addition to the Spears family, Hannah the dog, standing on a birthday card and later thanked her fans and wrote that she was having an “absolutely wonderful birthday.”

I’m going to encourage you to check out a certain lesser-known landmark moment in her career… The Christmas song “My Only Wish (This Year).” Released in 2000, the song is predictably about how Britney wants a man under the mistletoe and in her sleigh.  Continue reading “Britney Spears is 31 Years Old Today!”

Britney Spears Is 30 Years-Old Today!

In dog years, Britney Spears is officially 213 today. Weird that she doesn’t quite look it, maybe at 34 she’ll grow into it? Yes, our little shoeless sagittarius Louisiana fish fry is growing up. She’s not a girl, not yet a woman.

I actually have something to admit, I’m more than just a casual Britney Spears fan. In 1998 I heard a song (“…Baby One More Time”) that sounded like nothing I’d ever heard before. It had all the spice of one of those Swedish-produced boy-bands, but now I didn’t have to pick sides within a group.

Hmm the guy who looks like a rat or the one who dances like a dead grandpa. How about NEITHER. Now I could choose Britney Spears. Groups only last in rock music, everyone knows that.

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