Britney Spears is 31 Years Old Today!

Britney Spears Santa outfitHappy birthday to my all time favorite pop star – wincing X-Factor judge, and Kevin Federline survivor Britney Spears!

Original queen of the gas station turned 31 today. No exact word on how she’s celebrating or what undeserving fiancé Jason Trawick gave her as a gift.

She did tweet a photo of latest addition to the Spears family, Hannah the dog, standing on a birthday card and later thanked her fans and wrote that she was having an “absolutely wonderful birthday.”

I’m going to encourage you to check out a certain lesser-known landmark moment in her career… The Christmas song “My Only Wish (This Year).” Released in 2000, the song is predictably about how Britney wants a man under the mistletoe and in her sleigh.  Continue reading “Britney Spears is 31 Years Old Today!”

One of GQ’s Men of the Year is Hiding Something Under Their Leather Jacket…

Rihanna covers GQ magazine’s Men of the Year issue covered in nothing, unless you count that half of a bomber jacket draped over her shoulders.

It’s a December to remember, she’s officially GQ’s second female dude of the year, behind Lana del Rey!

Baby giraffe is sporting her now-gone pixie cut and the grandma-dedicated underboob tattoo she got back in September.

She’s sharing her title with Channing Tatum, Ben Affleck, Quentin Tarantino, Frank Ocean, Rick Ross, Usain bolt and “the guys who put us on Mars.” Rihanna’s navy tosses their sailor hats in the air, saluting with erections.

Great distraction for the Chris Brown assassins in waiting. Kansas City Shuffle, biotch.

Jennifer Lawrence and Her Boyfriend Love Beach Volleyball, Asses and Cheetos

In the new issue December edition of Elle Magazine, Jennifer Lawrence discusses her boyfriend, Nicholas Hoult (Skins, X-Men: First Class), and being called “fat.”

Unless Lawrence is harboring some deep secret, like dead kids or baby seals in her closet, I think we can all agree that she’s one of the only famous people under the age of 25 that you should call a role model, mainly for her honesty and ability to laugh off comments that would give most women crippling body image problems.

1. She doesn’t give a fuck if you think she’s too big: “I’m never going to starve myself for a part… I don’t want little girls to be like, ‘Oh, I want to look like Katniss, so I’m going to skip dinner. That’s something I was really conscious of during training, when you’re trying to get your body to look exactly right. I was trying to get my body to look fit and strong – not thin and underfed.”

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