Who Put The Tequila On This Meatball? Deena Cortese Arrested For Public Intoxication

One half of  “team meatball” was arrested yesterday for drunk and disorderly conduct.

Eyewitnesses noticed Deena Cortese wobbling around the wooden planks of Seaside Heights in New Jersey in the afternoon while filming season six of her Guido-centric show.

The police watched her for several minutes, as if she were a lost monkey from the zoo (to be fair I did almost check the “Animals” category for this post), but eventually grew tired of her antics and took her in.

So who from the cast hasn’t been arrested? I’m guessing Sammi, Vinny and Jwoww. Speaking of Jwoww, she sprained her ankle just the other day, after her boyfriend and the male cast of Jersey Shore got into a bar fight. Continue reading “Who Put The Tequila On This Meatball? Deena Cortese Arrested For Public Intoxication”

Deena Cortese Changed Her Face/Body

Deena Cortese, one half of “team meatball” and replacement to Angelina in season three of Jersey Shore looks very different lately.

She showed up at MTV’s Spring Break party and immediately sparked plastic surgery rumors.

Cortese had veneers put on her teeth and told Twitter followers that she changed her diet, thinned her eyebrows and improved her makeup skills.

“Just to let ya know..I have not got any plastic surgery yes in the past i have had a nose job and i am not against plastic surgery at all…I am not afraid to ADMIT i got plastic surgery so if I do, I’ll let u know.”

“I thinned my eyebrows and lost weight thanks to the @freshdiet and learned how to do my makeup. Lighter eye shadow brings out my eyes and highlight under my eyes gives an effect of higher cheek bones. The end.”

Jersey Shore Season 4 Premiere, Recap! (Snooki’s Workout + Jwoww’s Botox)

That’s right, tonight was a very special night. Another important moment in nothingness. Season four of Jersey Shore has finally arrived. The show premiered in Italy with many questions to be answered. Well, honestly, I had no questions. I knew that 1. there will be a car accident. 2. The cast is just as stupid in Italy as in America. And 3. everyone is going to “smush.”

The show starts out in the unfiltered smog of America’s poorly-aged butthole err garden state, NJ. Nothing interesting happens until the boys and girls, Mike “The Situation,” Jenni “Jwoww” Farley, Vinny, Pauly D, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Ronnie and Sammi “Sweetheart” arrive in their new foreign home. Like everything else on the show, the new house looks like an imitation. A cheesy high-school project idea of what Italy would be. Marble, statues and pillars with red and yellow paint tossed in for good measure.

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