Dictator Dumps Ashes Down Seacrest’s Blouse

Sacha Baron Cohen made a big stink about being invited to the Academy Awards and being able to walk the red carpet as his latest faux-documentary prankster, Admiral Aladeen.

The green light he received allowed him to do something that is frowned upon within the industry, but, for a viewer it’s a non-dusty Pecan Sandy treat for the eyes. At the 2012 Oscars the bearded 6’3″ Sasha poured an urn full of ashes right down little Ryan Seacrest’s Burberry tuxedo.

Clap it up for “The Dictator” and his breathtaking use of Kim Jong-il‘s remains, and leave it to Ryan to make the whole ordeal sound cute. That his mama told him when he was young…we’re all born superstars. Continue reading “Dictator Dumps Ashes Down Seacrest’s Blouse”

Sacha Baron Cohen To Attend Oscars, As Dictator

Borat/Ali G/Bruno chameleon Sacha Baron Cohen was probably always going to show up at The Academy Awards we just never knew if it was going to be as himself or Admiral Aladeen from The Dictator.

In 2007 he was banned from showing as Borat because of “marketing” conflicts but has officially been invited to the Oscars as Aladeen.

Cohen Tweeted that he had “triumphed over the Zionist snakes of Hollywood.” “The Academy have surrendered and sent over two tickets and a parking pass! TODAY OSCAR, TOMORROW OBAMA!”  Continue reading “Sacha Baron Cohen To Attend Oscars, As Dictator”