Jennifer Aniston is a Brita Filter, Really

Jennifer aniston salad tosserYou may find yourself wondering what’s going on with the cast of Friends these days, well, Courtney Cox is looking like Cher’s grandma who bought plastic surgery in the back of a joint tortilla and pizza cart in Mexico City…

Matthew Perry is filling the void of another cancelled show by talking about why Chandler Bing’s eye bags were deeper than Crater Lake. Lisa Kudrow is being awesome, swimming in yogurt money and preparing for a third season of Web Therapy to air on Showtime (Matt LeBlanc’s doing the same with Episodes).

But what’s the most famous alumn up to? LET ME TELL YOU. Jennifer Aniston just gave an interview with New York Magazine where she called her body a “purified system” that rejects bad food.

Aniston explained that her organic body reacted to a Big Mac as if it were gasoline. “I think what you put in your body, as well as stress, is reflected in the quality of your skin,” she said.  Continue reading “Jennifer Aniston is a Brita Filter, Really”

Amanda Bynes Posts Faceless ‘No Candy Diet’ Photos

Amanda Bynes no candy diet 2Today in Instagram photos, Oprah plays with eggs that aren’t Gayle King’s, and Amanda Bynes gets a few steps closer to never recovering her marbles.

Bynes’ Instagram account (@amandabynes4386) popped up in November, and was semi-verified by Amanda herself. I say this because I can’t believe these recent photos aren’t the work of say, a hacker. I’ve always been one of the few who thought she was more talented than Lindsay Lohan (it’s inarguable that she had a longer career, pre-crazy), and I really don’t want her to be this insanely random and smutty.  Continue reading “Amanda Bynes Posts Faceless ‘No Candy Diet’ Photos”

Gaga Talks Dieting, Blames Dad’s Italian Cooking

So it turns out that nutritionist who estimated that Lady Gaga had gained 30 pounds wasn’t far off after all, either that or she just heard it so many times she decided to agree but subtract five pounds because no one’s allowed to be that right.

“I’m dieting right now, because I gained, like, 25 pounds,” Gaga told Z100’s Elvis Duran. “And you know I really don’t feel bad about it, not even for a second. I have to be on such a strict diet constantly. It’s hard because it’s a quite vigorous show, so I tend to bulk up, get muscular, and I really don’t like that. So I’m trying to find a new balance.”

A balance between Superfood and meatballs that is. The culprit behind the weight gain is her dad’s restaurant, Joanne Trattoria, in Manhattan.  Continue reading “Gaga Talks Dieting, Blames Dad’s Italian Cooking”

Cher’s Mom Is Pretty Hot

Cher posted a photo of her and her 86 year-old mother, Georgia Holt on Twitter right before meeting president Obama at a LBGT fundraiser at the Beverly Wilshire.

Let me just say, what a hot grandma. I can only hope to look 30% as good as her in 60 years.

Did Jane Fonda and Betty White open a spa at an undisclosed location where they sacrifice babies and eat peasants in a bathtub full of milk like Charlize in Snow White?

I demand answers, and so does Obama. Apparently the president playfully asked about her Holt’s diet after Cher told him that she’s 86.

According to the Tweet, Barack said, “Georgia,tell me what u eat.”

There’s A New Children’s Book About Dieting?!?

Just I’d let you guys know that this is a real book, it’s not out yet, but it’s by Paul Kramer (Do Not Dread Wetting the Bed, Divorce Stinks!) and will be available in October.

It discusses a very controversial issue – dieting among children. Maggie Goes On A Diet is targeted at a 4-12 year old audience, according to Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

A 14 year-old girl who is harassed by classmates for overeating and not being the same size as them decides to change her image, not by crash diets or pills, but by replacing her former eating habits with healthy ones and also by exercising.

Continue reading “There’s A New Children’s Book About Dieting?!?”