Trailer: Transformers: Age of Extinction

Oh. My. God. They made another Transformers movie and it’s full of robot dinosaurs, Mark Wahlberg running, and the yellow-haired chick Norman stalks on Bates Motel.

Like Megan Fox before her, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been phased out of Transformers: Age of Extinction in favor of Nicola Peltz, best known as Katara from The Last Airbender and Bradley Martin in BM.

I’m sure if one of these actresses would just give Michael Bay a pity handjob they’d keep that role…

Dinosaur Erotica is a Thing

Dinosaur romance novelsLots of strange things are happening in the world today. The government shut down (as if they were ever doing work), someone got a tattoo of donkey-faced Miley Cyrus swinging from a sad-faced wrecking ball, and dinosaur erotica exists.

Author Christie Sims, who describes herself as an “everyday Midwestern girl” whose “inner thoughts are filled with lusty thoughts of big, strong, powerful monsters having their way with beautiful maidens,” has written multiple dino romance novels with titles ranging from the simple Ravished by Triceratops to the even simpler Mating With The Raptor.

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