Crazy Drunk NASCAR Driver Amanda Bynes Finally Lost Her License

When I say Amanda Bynes “lost” her license, it wasn’t like “oopsy, where did it go, is it under the couch cushion?” it’s more like, bitches who crash into a thousand cars (one belonging to a sheriff) get their licenses suspended.

The Los Angeles Times recently uncovered records from California’s DMV indicating that the troubled lunatic driver/What I Like About You star’s behind-the-wheel privileges have been indefinitely abolished.

She now faces possibly jail time for two  hit-and-run charges, DUI, and refusing a blood alcohol and/or breathalyzer test. Strange for someone who claims to “not drink.”

Looks like the authorities still managed to recognize her after her makeover/disguise (pictured) and pleas with Obama. Oh Mr. President, you wouldn’t arrest a patriotic hooker, would you???