Mark Zuckerberg Got Married And Everyone’s Thinking ‘I Hope He Has A Prenup’

Mark Zuckerberg married his girlfriend of nine years, Priscilla Chan, on Saturday. Before you start tossing around gold digger accusations, that was in 2003 – Mark’s sophomore year in college and at least two years before Facebook got big.

The ceremony was held in Zuckerberg’s home in Palo Alto. Friends and family were tricked into thinking they were attending a medical school graduation ceremony for Chan to avoid a media frenzy.

Typical Mark, always making people think they’re doing one thing when really it’s another. Like forcing them to get Timeline, sharing their personal information with advertisers, or changing the privacy setting functionality every other month.  Continue reading “Mark Zuckerberg Got Married And Everyone’s Thinking ‘I Hope He Has A Prenup’”

This guy REALLY Likes Halo


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July 25th 2011, on the surprisingly educational/entertaining History Channel show Pawn Stars, a man brought in a custom-made master chief suit and model assault rifle from the video game Halo.

The man, Ian, asked a mere $2,000 for the extravagantly nerdy item but that turd son of the Vegas-based Gold And Silver Pawn Shop owner Rick, Corey Harrison aka “Big Hoss,” wouldn’t give the poor man more than $200, originally offering a measly $100.

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