Denise Richards Tweeted a Photo of a Donut That No One Believes She Ate

Denise Richards groceriesFrom the start of her career, Denise Richards was never exactly a full-figured woman, but lately she’s been looking like strips of elk jerky carelessly sewn onto bone.

Sort of a modern-day version of Sally from The Nightmare Before Christmas. I wouldn’t be surprised if one of her arms, pressed from the weight of one of the many children in her care, fell onto the ground and disintegrated in a puff of celery-scented smoke.

I’m not saying she doesn’t eat, I’m just saying she doesn’t eat donuts. But that’s what she’d have us believe. Denise, extra on edge because of recent attention from the media, Tweeted a photo of one sprinkle-covered carb circle in hopes of changing opinions.  Continue reading “Denise Richards Tweeted a Photo of a Donut That No One Believes She Ate”

Freaky Donut Enthusiasts Unite!

I dunno why people have their Victoria’s Secret in a wad over Chinese Dunkin’ Donuts selling pork and seaweed donuts. I’d eat three in one heartbeat. Hell, I’d eat six in two heartbeats if blood would continue to flow through my veins after consuming so much weird fat.

The chain will soon make these unique treats available in China to ‘appeal to local palates.’

They’re expanding (100 stores over the next two years) and enlisting the help of none other than LeBron James, in a multiyear deal that is reportedly worth millions. Chief Executive Officer Nigel Travis told Reuters,

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