Awww, Rihanna Actually Was Sick

Last Saturday Rihanna was condemned by Lorne Michaels and SNL producers for missing dress rehearsal and being seemingly healthy in between performances during the live show. Turns out, the poor little dear really was sick.

She posted a picture of this IV in her arm after several of her followers expressed concern over her lack of timeline updates, the very same day she went to the Met Gala.

According to E! she had the flu accompanied by a fever and TMZ wrote that she was given a penicillin shot before SNL, which explains two things: why she didn’t completely collapse and the reason for the sluggishness and watery eyes.

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Lorne Michaels is not happy with Rihanna.

The singer missed her dress rehearsal due to an undisclosed illness that wasn’t serious enough to keep her from singing live or ‘eating an apple and walking around in between songs.’

I’m almost relieved to hear she was sick, while Rihanna may be known for off-an-on performances, she seemed to be channeling Britney Spears circa 2007 MTV Video Music Awards on Saturday.

Besides that, during “Talk That Talk” and “Where Have You Been” she repeatedly fanned and tapped the top of her vagina. It was kind of like a coconut ripeness test? Or a weave patting session?  Continue reading “Rihanna And Eli Manning Biff SNL, Helga Handler Cleans Up The Mess”