Best and Worst Dressed at the 2013 Met Gala

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Does the Met Gala serve a purpose, besides as a platform for celebs to outdo each other with extravagant designer gowns doused in gems that cost more than a box of black market livers?

WHO CARES. Look at the gold Givenchy dress Beyonce wore and weep poor-person tears.
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WORST: Miley Cyrus (in meshy Marc Jacobs) and Kristen Stewart (in Stella McCartney).

Red pajamas and hair like Angelica’s Rugrats doll? It’s not their fault. Everyone at the ball dressed like a urinal at CBGB because it was the opening of the PUNK: Chaos to Couture exhibition.
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BEST: Rooney Mara (in Givenchy) and Taylor Swift (in J. Mendel). CLICK for more insane dresses…

Best and Worst Moments and Fashion at the 2013 Golden Globes

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Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Blew Ricky Gervais and all other hosts out of the water

For some reason, humanity has yet to come up with good word for the female version of a bromance. Regardless, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s girlmance/clam-admiration rivals all.

The two SNL funnyladies got laughs without really making fun of anyone. Do you have any idea how hard that is? No, you don’t, because they made it look SO DAMN EASY. Blast.

Tina: Tonight we honor the television shows that have entertained us all year, as well as the films that have only been in theaters for two days. 

Amy: That’s what makes tonight so special, only at the Golden Globes do the beautiful people of film rub shoulders with the rat-faced people of television [pan to Quentin Tarantino].  Continue reading “Best and Worst Moments and Fashion at the 2013 Golden Globes”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-14-12]

Kristen Stewart see-through dressesWhich see-through Kristen Stewart dress do you like best? Disperse and discuss. (Celebuzz)

Hugh Grant banned from The Daily Show for being “a big pain in the ass.” (Yahoo!)

Male Kardashian found a new victim to impregnate raw. (Wetpaint)

Avril Lavigne covers “How You Remind Me” for a soundtrack I won’t be buying. (ohmyGAHH!)

Eagles block their own punt in atrocious Thursday night game in Philly. (Deadspin)

Daniel Radcliffe comes out of sobriety for late-night Jäger and Dusty Springfield. (Inquisitr)

“Michael [Douglas] was a wonderful kisser.”Matt Damon, on filming the Liberace movie. (ONTD)

Britney Spears Still Loves Diet Coke And Chicken

A list of Britney Spears’ X-Factor list of backstage demands for her dressing room and apparently, mini-picnic has been released. Here are the items, in all their transparent albino trash glory…

  • 34 Herve Leger dresses (made of stretchy fabric)
  • 12 Snickers bars
  • 6 cases of Diet Coke
  • 10 bags of Doritos
  • 12 vases of magnolia blossoms
  • 4 pints of potato salad
  • 10 pieces of chicken

I would say that I couldn’t make this up if I tried, but it’s really not that unpredictable.  Continue reading “Britney Spears Still Loves Diet Coke And Chicken”

People’s Choice Fashions, You Be The Judge

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Many stars of music, television and movies showed up for the 2012 People’s Choice Awards, hosted by The Big Bang Theory’s Kaley Cuoco. From Robert Pattinson’s shaved head to Emma Stone’s Emerald City Gucci suit.

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