Adam Sandler Will Still Love Drew Barrymore When Her Boobs ‘Touch The Floor’

Adam Sandler Drew Barrymore tonight showThis generation’s g-spot crowd-pleaser, Jimmy Fallon, has been getting especially good guests since his switch from Late Night to The Tonight Show.

Following “Ew” with Michelle Obama and Will Ferrell (in drag) and History of Rap 5 with Justin Timberlake, Jimmy brought together Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore – who played lovers in The Wedding Singer, 50 First Dates and Blended, set to release later this year – for a duet.

Barrymore and an adorably sloppy Sandler serenade each other in the “Every 10 Years Song,” and it’s super sweet considering Adam references her boobs and his boner.

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Pregnancy Gave Drew Barrymore a Red Goatee

Drew Barrymore goatee Are you afraid to have a child because you can’t imagine being able to afford industrial gobs of cocoa butter, therapy, diapers, vaginoplasty and tiny containers of apple sauce? Well, add hair removal to that list. Drew Barrymore grew a beard while she was pregnant with her daughter, and so could you.

“I got a wonderful little goatee, and it was red! I also got hyperpigmentation on my cheeks,” Barrymore told In Touch.

Hair removal and a ton of powder for when your face turns into a poppy seed muffin. Good luck passing the drug test.

Drew Barrymore Looks Like A Tiny Khloe Kardashian

Hear me out hear me out. I know Drew Barrymore normally looks nothing like Khloe Kardashian.

Some may even call me a blasphemous harlot for uttering their names in the same sentence.

Barrymore’s career mostly looks like a bowl of cherries, and she’s no reality star BUT she has been married twice and one of those marriages was to Tom Green.

Lamar Odom has got to be at least 20 million steps up from a guy who puts rats in his butt.

Anyway, Drew Barrymore is awesome and so is Khloe (don’t judge me) but in this picture of Drew wandering around L.A. I have to say she looks like a 5’4″ version of the outcast Armenian.  Continue reading “Drew Barrymore Looks Like A Tiny Khloe Kardashian”

Best Coast Gets Warriors Treatment via Drew Barrymore

The new Best Coast single “Our Deal” is getting a little help from celebrity notoriety, the LA-based 60’s girl-group inspired outfit enlisted Drew Barrymore to direct “Our Deal.”

The video features Let Me In‘s Chloë Moretz and cameos from Miranda Cosgrove, of cheesy pop fame and Alia Shawkat, who starred in Whip It with Barrymore.

Veronica aka Moretz’s love interest is played by Tyler Poser, star of MTV’s Teen Wolf, as a member of the “Day Trotter” gang and not the wolf-inspired “Night Creeper” gang. Wow he’s really branching out as an actor. Cough cough.

Watch the extended version on MTV, HERE. (It’s actually a pretty darn good song and music video, by today’s video standards anyway)

The video combines any and all gang movies of the past, such as the 1979 cult classic The Warriors and also West Side Story. Except with neon high-tops, hair extensions, Urban Outfitters threads and puka necklaces, instead of spikes, tight white shirts and leather vests.

Oh and it’s a girl in a leather jacket and a GUY in a tanktop. See how the roles have reversed since the 60’s and 70’s? Clothing exchange. Voila.