Acting Legend Philip Seymour Hoffman Dead at 46

Phillip Seymour Hoffman black and white46-year-old Philip Seymour Hoffman – one of the rare actors who starred almost exclusively in critically-acclaimed films – died today in his New York apartment of an apparent heroin overdose.

Sources for TMZ say the Oscar winner (for Capote, in 2005) and father of three was discovered early Sunday “in his boxer shots, with a needle sticking out of his left arm.”

Hoffman admitted to struggling with a heroin and pill addiction and entered rehab for his addiction last year after being clean for over 20 years.

Out of the many celebrities who commented on his death, Russell Brand was one of the few to mention drugs. “Love and prayers for Philip Seymour Hoffman’s family. Addiction kills, I hope all who need it have access to abstinence based recovery,” Brand wrote on Twitter.  Continue reading “Acting Legend Philip Seymour Hoffman Dead at 46”

Police Continue to Search For Egg-Related Clues in Justin Bieber Case

Justin and lil za instagramFun and true facts:

1. Justin Bieber’s home was raided on Tuesday after a neighbor complained that he’d egged his house.

2. After an initial arrest for drug possession, Bieber’s buddy Lil’ Za was kept in jail longer for vandalizing a phone.  Sources tell E! he “got angry,” yelled and “ripped the phone off the wall entirely.”

3. Because Bieber’s neighbor claims his house was damaged to the tune of $20,000, the crime has been classified as a felony.

4. Police have not found significant evidence to charge the Biebs, but Los Angeles Lt. Dave Thompson says “The investigation is ongoing.”  Continue reading “Police Continue to Search For Egg-Related Clues in Justin Bieber Case”

Khloe Kardashian Finally Filed For Divorce

We all predicted a Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom divorce as soon as we all heard they got married after only dating for one month, but we were wrong. The marriage lasted a good four years and didn’t end because they merely got sick of each other like so many other boring celebrity romances.

This one is officially ending after Lamar fell back into the arms of his old love, crack cocaine. Not to mention him driving down the wrong side of the road drunk and recording shirtless rap songs about cheating on Khloe. And of course, these are all things that were made painfully public, giving Khloe a handful of legitimate reasons to GTFO.

His eyes have been more glazed than Krispy Kreme since the loss of his NBA career (specifically with the Lakers) and I’m sure his dark past (drug-addicted father, mother died when he was 12) didn’t help.

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Lamar Odom Gets THREE YEARS OF PROBATION for Being an Irresponsible Drunk

Lamar Odom drivingRemember when Lamar Odom was arrested for driving in a slow but snakelike zig zag down the 101 under the influence of alcohol and God knows what else? (And by “God knows what else,” I mean crack.)

Well, on top of his license being revoked for most of 2014, he was just slapped with three whole years of probation for his little August joyride. This mostly due to Odom’s refusal to take a chemical test, which a California Highway Patrol officer told Radar is something “no one should ever do.”

Odom will also be forced to take an “alcohol education class,” because booze is bad mmkay.  Continue reading “Lamar Odom Gets THREE YEARS OF PROBATION for Being an Irresponsible Drunk”

Chris Brown Headed To Rehab… For Anger

chris brown in court d.c.After having his felony assault charges against a D.C. man reduced to a misdemeanor, Chris Brown has checked into a rehab center in Malibu to help get his temper under control.

Did I say to get his temper under control? I meant to make people think he’s an imperfect person who can improve after a little counseling and yoga under palm trees.

Great publicity move, but anyone with a fraction of a brain cell knows that Chris Brown isn’t a circumstantial dickhead, he’s a no-hope toolshed full of dildos who miraculously avoids jail time by blinding people with his sh*tty imitation Usher bull honky.  Continue reading “Chris Brown Headed To Rehab… For Anger”

Lamar Odom Followed His Basketball Career, is Missing

Lamar Odom blue suit mtvAfter years of tabloids throwing random darts at the board, they finally landed one on Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom. Instead of an affair, it’s a drug problem.

It’s being reported that the former Lakers forward has been missing for the past two days and is on a suspected crack binge after the Kardashians attempted an intervention. God I hope Kanye wasn’t there. “Hey dog, I’m sorry you like drugs, but my new song “Bound 2″ is one of the best singles of all time! Download it if your hands aren’t shaking too bad, k?”

In 2011, Lamar spoke of the heroin addiction that plagued his father, Joe.

“I witnessed things that a 10-year-old definitely wasn’t supposed to see,” Odom said during an episode of Khloe and Lamar. “It’s hard for me to speak up on it and get it through to Khloe because she grew up so different.”

His mom died when he was 12, leaving him with the unstable father figure, so it’s pretty fucking impressive to me that he became a massive basketball star but sadly not terribly surprising that he turned to drugs.

Here’s a video of him and his teammates discussing his other addiction, to sugar. As in, somebody slap those rocks out of his hand and replace them with some Pop Rocks already.  Continue reading “Lamar Odom Followed His Basketball Career, is Missing”

‘Glee’ Fans Will Mourn the Death of Finn Hudson in Fall of 2013

Finn hudson GleeGlee, [American Horror Story, Nip/Tuck and The New Normal] creator Ryan Murphy recently told E! News what his last conversation with Cory Monteith, who played Finn Hudson on the popular musical show and died of a heroin overdose last week, related to.

Unsurprisingly, it had to do with drugs, his job and a general unified concern for his life. Murphy was well aware of Monteith’s problem both past and present and discussed his reliance on narcotics.

“He wanted to continue working and we said, ‘That’s not an option. No. The TV show doesn’t matter, your life matters,'” Murphy said of the 31-year-old he described as “an older son.”

“His last words to me were, “I want to get better,” the Glee showrunner continued. “I always felt and continue to feel even in his death that he did, that he really wanted to fight it and he was humiliated and shamed.”

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Cory Monteith Died of a Heroin and Alcohol-Related Drug Overdose

Cory Monteith drumsA coroner in British Columbia confirmed earlier this week that 31-year-old Glee star Cory Monteith’s death was caused by a lethal dose of heroin mixed with alcohol on Saturday.

“It should be noted that at this point there is no evidence to suggest Mr. Monteith’s death was anything other than a most-tragic accident,” Canadian authorities said in a press conference.

The police explained that “there were indications in the room that this was a drug overdose,” and while they didn’t specify what those indications were, it’s probably safe to assume that, since it was heroin, there were either needles or some kind of foil and/or pipe discovered in his hotel room.

His co-star Jane Lynch said the following kind words about Monteith while visiting The Tonight Show:

“Cory’s one of the biggest hearts, was a real bright light. He was one of those guys that … he knew he was breathing rarified air. The gifts that this wonderful show gave us … He was always aware that it was a gift and he was quite generous. He was one of those adventurous types of people.”  Continue reading “Cory Monteith Died of a Heroin and Alcohol-Related Drug Overdose”

Eminem Reveals Struggle with White People Drugs

Eminem face in pillsCritics are buzzing about the just-released documentary How to Make Money Selling Drugs, a candid portrayal and discussion of the multi-billion dollar global drug trade.

The film features interviews from former dealers, users, and legalization advocates alike, and examines the underground drug world, as well as the current state of our enforcement system.  It’s supposed to be fascinating (because drugs are the BEST!) and currently has a 99% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.  Not bad!

Seriously though, drugs are not the best–don’t do them.  Just listen to Aaron Paul and you’ll be fine.

Among those interviewed for the film was Eminem, who opened up about his struggle with drugs like Vicodin and Ambien, and how an overdose brought him to the point of getting help (what a pussy).

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Philip Seymour Hoffman Just Got Out of Rehab for Snorting Heroin and Popping Pills

Philip Seymour Hoffman drugsOscar-winning paleface Philip Seymour Hoffman just got out of a detox facility for a drug problem that started with prescription drugs and “recently escalated to snorting heroin,” according to TMZ.

In 2006, Hoffman told 60 Minutes that he sniffed, injected and shallowed a whole mess of narcotics in his college days at NYU over two decades ago. “It was all that [drugs and alcohol], yeah. It was anything I could get my hands on … I liked it all,” he said. “I went [to rehab], I got sober when I was 22 years old.”

The recent lapse lasted only a week, and he’s already back to work on a movie overseas.

Hoffman is set to appear in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire this fall. (Holler if you’re excited!)

Craziest Crazytown Answers From Lindsay Lohan’s Crazy Piers Morgan Interview

Piers Morgan Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan did a rare, non-televised interview with Piers Morgan for the Daily Mail in a “borrowed” townhouse in Manhattan. She was wearing “bright striped pyjamas” (British spelling), and talking about everything that ever happened in her life. Ever.

Her first drink: I was 17… I got really sick and Mom made me sleep with vomit still on me so I’d understand how it felt. I didn’t drink again throughout high school. I was too scared!

“So you’re an alcoholic?”: No … But when I was younger I was definitely going out too much and I was drinking too much. I was accused of everything, even stealing a necklace. I’d never steal a necklace.

Cocaine: Everyone thinks I’ve done it so many times. But I’ve only done it maybe four or five times.

Her drugs of choice: Pot, obviously. And ecstasy. I liked that better than the others (giggles). I didn’t drink on it, so I was just chilling. It’s something that a lot of people experience when they’re in college.

Rehab is “a joke:” I’ve been court-ordered to do it six times. I could write the book on rehab. Constantly sending me to rehab is pointless. The first few times I was court-ordered to rehab it was like a joke, like killing time.  CLICK for stuff about Michael Lohan, therapy and her sexuality…

Teeny Tiny Non-Arrest Worthy Bag of Marijuana Found on Bieber’s Tour Bus in Sweden

Justin bieber stonedLike an NC-17 movie with too many storylines, Justin Bieber‘s life continues to build and build with no promise of a climax. No retirement ala Amanda Bynes. No Layne Staley overdose. No John Denver plane crash. Not even a lip syncing scandal or 30-pound weight gain in sight!

Instead, we get modern, morality-based children’s stories like  “Justin yells at the paparazzi,” “Justin gets a speeding ticket” and the most recent, “Justin has drugs on his tour bus.”

On Wednesday night, a very small bag of weed was found on the floor of Justin’s very empty bus in Stockholm.

No one was charged or thrown in the slammer or ordered to work at the Ikea factory or happy ending massage parlor as punishment and it’s all very boring.  Continue reading “Teeny Tiny Non-Arrest Worthy Bag of Marijuana Found on Bieber’s Tour Bus in Sweden”

Nick Stahl: ‘Weed is For Pansies, I Want METH!’

That yellow bastardAt some point in life, we all live uncomfortably close  to a neighborhood that isn’t exactly the apple of Steve Sanders’ eye.

And every “bad” neighborhood has “that” park. You know it well.

The one by the bus stop with grass that prefers McDonald’s wrappers over water.

I myself walked through a park like that nearly every day in my early twenties, and only once was I asked to buy anything other than a dime bag of weed by a toothless man in a suspiciously nice coat.

Radar Online reports, for the millionth time, that actor Nick Stahl IS that man in the park. Or in this case, the man by the methamphetamine clinic. (Often they’re one and the same.)  Continue reading “Nick Stahl: ‘Weed is For Pansies, I Want METH!’”

Justin Bieber ‘Trying To Be Better’ After Joint-Smoking Photos

Justin Bieber alleged drugJustin Bieber partied it up in a Newport Beach hotel sans Selena January 2, talking about fast food while holding a joint disguised as a cigarette.

TMZ has photos and details about the guest list – which included a random female “friend” who slept over, and rapper Lil’ Twist (who we now know was driving Bieber’s Ferrari when paparazzo Chris Guerra was struck by oncoming traffic).

Justin took to Twitter hours after the images went viral, writing “Everyday growing and learning. trying to be better. u get knocked down, u get up,” which is very similar to every other message the Biebs delivers when he’s involved in a scandal. Continue reading “Justin Bieber ‘Trying To Be Better’ After Joint-Smoking Photos”

It’s Been A Bad, Bad Year For Katt Williams – Comedian Arrested For Child Endangerment

People Katt WilliamsAnd lost cause of the year award goes to… Lindsay Lohan. But after Lindsay it definitely goes to Katt Williams, who just spent a night in jail after cops raided his home and found his four kids were surrounded by guns and drugs.

As the 5’5″ stand-up behind The Pimp Chronicles, Katthouse and Pimpadelic sauntered out of jail, he asked the paparazzi the rhetorical question, “How do you keep kids safe without guns?”

If that was too straight-out-of-NRA-VP-Wayne-LaPierre’s-press-conference-notes for you, Williams also said that he’s “not in a gang” so it shouldn’t make a difference if his preteen kids are sporting AKs and bullet belts.

Here’s a 2012 timeline of ghetto-fab Katt Williams’ moments…

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Brooke Mueller Took Adderall So She Could Sell More Jewelry

Brooke Mueller Trying To Sell Her Jewelry At Fred Segal[Downgraded version of Drea de Matteo] Brooke Mueller is famous for boozing, powder-sniffing, prescription pill popping, catfights and having twins with Charlie Sheen, so it’s not like your eyebrows will raise more than half a centimeter when I tell you that she’s in trouble.

Mueller, who passed out last Friday after taking too much of the ADHD drug Adderall, is telling her friends that she only took it so she could sell more jewelry. Yeah, I said jewelry.

Brooke doesn’t have a lot going on since The World According To Paris was cancelled and Charlie Sheen stopped ranting about winning godess warlocks, so she’s been trying to pawn her turquoise rock collection and socialite vagina bangles off on Fred Segal and other unsuspecting victims.  Continue reading “Brooke Mueller Took Adderall So She Could Sell More Jewelry”

Britney Spears was Addicted to Meth, says Guy Who Regularly Drugged Her

Britney just can’t escape her past. Like fatty skin rising from chicken broth, new allegations from her 2008 melt down surfaces.

In new court reports, the X Factor judge’s former manager and ingrown pubic hair Sam Lufti claims he tried to rescue the pop star from drugs, saying she was addicted to crystal meth and took 30 prescription pills when she was put on an involuntary psychiatric hold.

These allegations hit the tabloids this week because Lufti is suing Britney Spears and her family for defamation and breach of contract.

Britney’s mom wrote a book Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World, where she “lied” and said Lufti was drugging and isolating Britney.  Continue reading “Britney Spears was Addicted to Meth, says Guy Who Regularly Drugged Her”