R. Kelly Leaves Lasting Piss Stain on ARTPOP

Lady Gaga ass R. Kelly Speaking of asses, Lady Gaga duets with R. Kelly on her hotly anticipated third album, ARTPOP, in a song called “Do What U Want.”

If you’re asking “why?,” keep in mind that Gaga is like all perfectionist pop stars in that she doesn’t like being overshadowed by others. This is why she’s never toured with anyone particularly special, and, with the exception of Beyonce, collaborates with irrelevant weirdos like R. Kelly, New Kids on the Block and Colby O’Donis (“Just Dance”).

With lyrics about roughing up haters and not being sorry, the song is truly horrible.

My favorite part is the chorus, which goes something like “You can’t have my heart and you won’t use my mind, but do what you want with my body,” because it’s basically an open invitation for R. Kelly to open his fly and pee all over her sad white chest.

Rihanna’s ‘Unapologetic’ Features Chris Brown Duet ‘Nobodies Business’

Rihanna’s new album features little known artists like Nashville native Mikky Ekko and Epic Records rapper Future, but isn’t void of big names of her past. Names like Eminem (“Love The Way You Lie”) and Chris Brown (hate the way you exist).

The tracklisting for Unapologetic, recently tweeted by Mother Navy (new Gaga-esque nickname for herself) reveals a song called “Nobodies Business” with Brown.

This is the couples’ fourth collaboration counting the “Birthday Cake” and “Turn Up The Music” remixes plus the leaked Confessions of a Shopaholic effort “Bad Girl.”

Rihanna’s love for Chris Brown isn’t your business because she’s totally aware that he’s awful, but doesn’t care because she can’t stay away from him? I think.  Continue reading “Rihanna’s ‘Unapologetic’ Features Chris Brown Duet ‘Nobodies Business’”

Rebecca Black And Katy Perry Sung Together On Friday Friday Friday

Guess what happened on FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY, August 5th? Rebecca Black appeared onstage with Katy Perry where they both sung Black’s Youtube sensation “Friday.” (Rebecca appears at about the :47 second mark of the video above)

I like when Rebecca Black pops out and the crazy audience member lets out a banshee screech, “OH MY GOD IT’S REBECCA BLACK!”

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