Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-12-12]

Britney Vogues like an Egyptian in new Fantasy Twist advertisement. (ohmyGAHH!)

Antivirus software creator John McAfee suspected of murder in Belize. (Gizmodo)

Justin and Jessica help with Hurricane Sandy relief. (Just Jared)

Lakers hire former Phoenix Suns coach Mike D’Antoni to replace Mike Brown. (Yahoo!)

Ashley Judd‘s fans really want her to run for senate in Kentucky. (Inquisitr)

People born before 1995 are not MTVs demographic anymore. So fuck you. (UPROXX)

Bieber hates Timberlake comparisons but breaks into “Cry Me A River” post-breakup? (Celebuzz)

Naomi Campbell’s Birthday Present, An Eye Mansion

Yeah, no big deal, Naomi is turning 41 so her billionaire Ruski boyfriend, Vladislav Doronin, decided to build her an enormous “eco-mansion” in the shape of the Egyptian Eye of Horus.

It has around 25 rooms and five “lounges” and is said to be economically self-sufficient in its water, energy and food…

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