Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-07-12]

Lady Gaga thrilled about Obama, donates $1 million to Hurricane Sandy relief. (Mercury)

British singer Robbie Williams draws criticism for punching old lady in “Candy” video. (ONTD!)

Soulja Boy accidentally posts penis pic on Tumblr, apologizes. (Perez)

Republicans manage to blame Halo 4 for Mitt Romney loss. (Kotaku)

Karl Rove and Donald Trump aren’t the only ones freaking out over the election results. (TMZ)

Nobody can beat Taylor Swift on the charts, like, never ever. (Popdust)

Lindsay Lohan could return to jail for lying to the police about Porsche crash. (L.A. Times)

The most important thing that happened yesterday: Beyonce joined Instagram. (ohmyGAHH!)