Robert Pattinson For Italian Vogue, 2012

Robert Pattinson plays peek-a-boo with the camera in a slightly misguided shoot for L’Uome Vogue. Somebody on ONTD! wrote that he looks like “the lovechild of Zorro and Nosferatu.”

Though I really can’t disagree, I’d add that it appears that one of the less mutated Hills Have Eyes lurkers stole from the a drama room costume chest and let his cousin-wife take pictures of him inside the old airplanes and cars that belonged to their victims.

Since text for this one doesn’t exist yet, we’ll go over some random election and Breaking Dawn kissing quotes from Pattinson on Jimmy Kimmel.  Continue reading “Robert Pattinson For Italian Vogue, 2012”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-07-12]

Lady Gaga thrilled about Obama, donates $1 million to Hurricane Sandy relief. (Mercury)

British singer Robbie Williams draws criticism for punching old lady in “Candy” video. (ONTD!)

Soulja Boy accidentally posts penis pic on Tumblr, apologizes. (Perez)

Republicans manage to blame Halo 4 for Mitt Romney loss. (Kotaku)

Karl Rove and Donald Trump aren’t the only ones freaking out over the election results. (TMZ)

Nobody can beat Taylor Swift on the charts, like, never ever. (Popdust)

Lindsay Lohan could return to jail for lying to the police about Porsche crash. (L.A. Times)

The most important thing that happened yesterday: Beyonce joined Instagram. (ohmyGAHH!)

Marijuana Legalized In Colorado and Washington, Marriage Equality For Maine and Maryland!

Today was a good day for Democrats. Colorado, Washington, Maine and Maryland made history for their yes votes on marriage equality measures and marijuana legalization, oh, and that Obama guy won.

In spite of Colorado and Washington’s recreational marijuana use laws (Initiative 502 and Amendment 64) passing, the states still have a way to go in terms of actual results, so don’t take your pipe on a walk just yet.

Huffington Post and other websites report that it could take months, possibly even a year, for 21-and-overs to legally buy pot.

Here’s a statement from CO governor John Hickenlooper:  Continue reading “Marijuana Legalized In Colorado and Washington, Marriage Equality For Maine and Maryland!”