Scarlett Johansson Gets Called a Bombshell Because of her Boobs and Nothing Else

Scarlett Johansson Elle Uk coverIn the February 2013 issue of Elle UK, sometimes-uptight, often-misunderstood Scarlett Johansson says that “any woman who is curvy and wears a gown to an event is, like, super sexualized.”

You hear that, Christina Hendricks and Sofia Vergara? When you wear a gown, everyone reaches for something, preferably the overseas edition of a certain fashion mag, to cover their boners with.

I think they both already knew. But I also think they know that it’s not necessarily because they’re curvy, but because they’re pretty actresses.

Not sure if the same reaction would arise if it were Rosie O’Donnell, and not Rihanna, in that black Armani dress with the suicidal neckline plunge.  Continue reading “Scarlett Johansson Gets Called a Bombshell Because of her Boobs and Nothing Else”

Mila Kunis For Elle UK, August 2012

Mila Kunis, fresh off her box-office talking-teddybear win of $54.1 million, appears on Elle UK’s August cover in Dior. She’s making that face, you know the one. It’s like, ‘Are you looking at me? If you are, that’s okay but if you move I’ll scratch your skin off with a rusty rake.’

People claim she’s talking about her relationship with Ashton Kutcher in the interview when she says it would be impossible to date anyone.

“I’m trying to be like a normal girl and a single girl but the concept of being single in my position isn’t workable. I couldn’t go on a date if I wanted to!”

“Is a guy going to come up to me and ask if he can take me out on a date? Where can I go and have this date? I can’t go anywhere.”

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