Chelsea Gets Nude in the Shower with Ellen

Ellen chelsea showerChelsea Handler is making a big, well-publicized move from E! to Netflix for a reported $10 million.

For her final sendoff on E! Chelsea displayed ultimate raunch levels during a more hit-than-miss shower scene with Ellen DeGeneres where Ellen wonders why she’s never been asked to appear on the show and Chelsea pretends to not know Ellen’s sexual orientation while bouncing up and down naked in front of a million cameras like a porn star without the risk of infection.

Later, Jennifer Aniston, Sandra Bullock and 50 Cent appeared along with Miley, Selena Gomez and Gwen Stefani for an intervention and some live music, because what’s more likely to get ratings than awkward nudity and oodles of celebrities? Continue reading “Chelsea Gets Nude in the Shower with Ellen”

Colin Farrell Had a Telephone Romance With Elizabeth Taylor

Colin Farrell Elizabeth Taylor ellen Now I will tell you the unexpected tale of how an elder Elizabeth Taylor befriended hunky 30-something Colin Farrell

Taylor sent an orchid to Farrell after she found out he was in the hospital welcoming his son Henry into the world. (She was there having a coronary stent put in.)

Shortly after, the began talking on the phone late at night. Here’s a quote from Vanity Fair, explaining their relationship and why he was asked to speak at her funeral in 2011:

The pair eventually met in person and began exchanging phone calls, especially late-night ones that fit nicely into their insomniac schedules. “She wasn’t much of a sleeper at night like I’m not, so at two o’clock in the morning I’d call her. . .and the nurse would answer the phone. I’d say, ‘Is she awake?’ I’d be on the phone and I’d hear, ‘Hello?’ And I’d go how’s it going and we’d talk for a half an hour an hour into the wee hours. Really cool.’”  Continue reading “Colin Farrell Had a Telephone Romance With Elizabeth Taylor”

Best, Worst and Middle-of-the-Road Celeb Halloween Costumes of 2013

Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell (as Khal Drogo and the Khaleesi), Heidi Klum, and Ellen (as Nicki Minaj)
Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell (as Khal Drogo and the Khaleesi), Heidi Klum, and Ellen (as Nicki Minaj)

Halloween [sort of] just happened – when all the famous people test themselves by covering their beautiful faces and dressing up in outfits less expensive and less glamourous than their regular attire in the name of candy corn martini-flavored puking at exclusive parties held by other celebrities – and some of the costumes were pretty damn good.
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And, since the older Kardashian sisters didn’t appear to do much at all, here’s Honey Boo Boo’s entire family AS the Kardashians. P.S. Star Trek/Boo Boo crossover show = Here Comes Honey Cardassian.

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Joan Rivers, Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan (as Miley and Robin Thicke), and Miley Cyrus

And then EVERYONE dressed up like Miley Cyrus, and Miley dressed like her new role model, Lil’ Kim…

Kendall Jenner, David Spade and Kate Hudon and Ariana Grande
Kendall Jenner, David Spade and Kate Hudson and teen sensation Ariana Grande

In terms of the worst, it’s always safe (and boring) to dress up like a cat. I expect this kind of non-creativity from kids, but WTF, Kate Hudson.

Chord Overstreet (as Jax Teller), Chris Colfer (sexy R2D2?) and Constance Jablonski (as Britney Spears)
Chord Overstreet (as Jax Teller), Chris Colfer and Constance Jablonski (as Britney Spears)

People who are a small part of pop culture dressed as bigger icons of pop culture for the win.

Actually, screw them all, Katy Perry as Justin Bieber takes the cake. The face, the eyebrows…. <3

Video: Ellie Goulding Brings “Burn” To Ellen

My favorite British songstress has been a busy bee this week, performing “Roar” onstage with Katy Perry and Tegan & Sara at the Hollywood Bowl and visiting The Ellen Degeneres Show to sing her Halcyon Days single “Burn” and talk about all her boyfriends (and her conflicting obsession with cats).  Continue reading “Video: Ellie Goulding Brings “Burn” To Ellen”

SNL’s Kate McKinnon Dances With Ellen, as Ellen

Kate McKinnon Ellen showKate McKinnon stopped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Tuesday to impersonate Ellen in costume for her audience.

McKinnon, who just quietly celebrated her one-year anniversary as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, danced to Justin Timberlake’s “Suit & Tie,” fidgeted in her chair and mimicked her idol’s voice.

Earlier in the show, McKinnon told DeGeneres that she was a lifelong fan whose mother used to come up with schemes on how they could meet.

“I used to paint. I was an oil painter,” she disclosed. “And she would always say ‘If you would just paint a portrait of Ellen and send it to her, I’m sure that she would have you as a guest on the show.'”

Funny Video: Sophia Grace & Rosie at the Grammys

Sophia Grace and Rosie shared candy and tiaras with Florence Welch, Katy Perry, 2 Chainz, Maroon 5, LL Cool J, Carrie Underwood and Drake while covering the red carpet at the Grammys.

The day after Ellen aired that gem, she made a 16-year-old girl’s dreams come true when she paired her up with Bruno Mars (who also gave her concert tickets and a Gucci dress) for a slow dance.

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-1-12]

Madonna has almost nothing to say about her pop star cohorts. (ohmyGAHH)

Kanye, get your lotion… Kim Kardashian might have a second sex tape. (Fox News)

Tim Tebow is dating The Quiet (watch it!!) star Camilla Belle. (TMZ)

TONIGHT ON MTV: joint Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson interview. (Evil Beet)

Lady Gaga‘s new CD ARTPOP will have a song called “G.U.Y. (Girl Under You).” (Idolator)

Watch the first Wii U Commercial and report back to me. (Kotaku)

Dubstep song featuring Miley Cyrus has me convinced of the Mayan apocalypse. (ONTD!)

Happy Halloween! Here’s Miley as Nicki Minaj, Ellen as Sofia Vergara and me as Bill Clinton

Miley Cyrus as Nicki Minaj? Worst Halloween present ever, right? It’s not my fault. I know what today is really about, and so do you.

It’s about Diabetes, whores wearing angel wings, pumpkin seeds, parties where the sluttiest angel wing-wearing whore is awarded a cash prize, horror movies, and celebrities dressed like other celebrities. That’s it, right?

As a child I enjoyed squirting fake ink at strangers and dipping my bacteria-ridden hands into plastic pumpkins full of miniature Kit Kats held out by neighbors who wished they could get their $10 spent on chocolate back for a cheap bottle of whiskey.

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Britney Spears Dances With K-Pop Star Psy

Britney Spears visited The Ellen DeGeneres Show  to promote her judging gig on X Factor (debuts tonight on Fox) and had a surprise run-in with Psy, South Korean singer of the viral hit “Gangnam Style.”

Ellen got the two together after Spears wrote that she was “LOVING” the video and wanted to learn the choreography. Before you watch the clip, I urge you to watch Psy’s video.

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Funny Video: Wanda Sykes On Her Voice & Being Mistaken For Lenny Kravitz

This is from April but it’s relevant because she’s talking about the new Ice Age movie which just came out and Lenny Kravitz, who never goes out of style.

“As a kid my mother would try to get me to change my voice, like to sound more pleasant. I guess my voice got on her nerves or something cause I was outside playing, not even talking to her, playing with my friends…she would yell out the window, ‘Wanda, change your voice!'”  Continue reading “Funny Video: Wanda Sykes On Her Voice & Being Mistaken For Lenny Kravitz”

Funny Video: Megan Fox Startled By Man In Banana Suit

Megan Fox visited Ellen DeGeneres yesterday to talk about body ink regrets (“Kids, don’t ever get tattoos!”) and her former job at a smoothie shop.

Yes, Megan Fox used to sell fruity beverages to teens/parents, and dressed up as a banana every Friday! Ellen, a notorious prankster, took the opportunity to frighten Megan with a yellow accomplice.

Zac Efron And Taylor Swift Sing ‘Pumped Up Kicks’

Former HSM teeny-bopper Zac Efron and country-bopper Taylor Swift dropped by The Ellen DeGeneres to show off their guitar/singing skills. At least, the guitar skills she attempted to teach him.

Taylor taught him to play the Foster The People megahit “Pumped Up Kicks” and even improvised the lyrics a little for humor’s sake, to play up Ellen’s curiosity on their dating situation. It (roughly) goes:

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Sophia Grace And Rosie’s Red Carpet Interview #2

If you haven’t seen Sophia Grace and her hypegirl Rosie on Ellen yet you are missing out, and this is coming from someone who publicly loathes children.

These British tutu/tiara-wearing kids are the epitome of adorable. Everything that humans should be, hyper, funny and intrepid.

Sophia Grace burst onto the scene with her YouTube cover of Nicki Minaj’s “Super Bass.” Soon after its release, the video (like Maria Aragon’s “Born This Way”) gained national and deserved attention from the media and she was invited onto The Ellen DeGeneres Show.  Continue reading “Sophia Grace And Rosie’s Red Carpet Interview #2”

Michelle Obama Brings Guns To Ellen

My breath isn’t exactly taken away when I find out that Michelle Obama can do more push-ups than Ellen DeGeneres but I am continuously surprised at how amazing she is in general.

The more her husband disappoints me, the more impressed I become with her. Maybe it’s just because she’s so down-to-earth, and hip! At nearly 50 years-old, Mrs. Barack is in better shape than I, at 26.

On a taping set for Thursday she dropped by Ellen’s show and was challenged to a contest of strength. Both women did about 20 push-ups but Michelle O did five more than Ellen and was barely winded. Continue reading “Michelle Obama Brings Guns To Ellen”

Lady Gaga Brings The Booty Ballet To Ellen

One of the things I love about Lady Gaga is her loyalty. Loyalty to certain talk shows, and New York, as in, god I hope she never moves to Los Angeles and loses her nightclubby stage art, pizza grease soul. Gaga also seems to have sworn allegiance to Ellen DeGeneres, which means she brought her already tired single, “Marry The Night,” to the show.

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Sophia Grace And Rosie Meet Rihanna, Conduct AMA Red Carpet Interviews

I really don’t normally like children, I don’t know what’s wrong with me. They usually melt my heart about as much as an infomercial for sharpened Wolfgang Puck signature knives BUT these two, they’re just so cute, and British.

Yes, I blame it on their accents and lack of American stupidity. When Essex native Sophia and her “hypelady” Rosie, sat down with Ellen after meeting Rihanna they explained that it was very brave of her to pick them both up,

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Robyn Performs “Call Your Girlfriend” On Ellen

Nearly a year after the release of her epic dance album Body Talk, Swedish comeback/reinvention artist Robyn is still promoting it and I certainly can’t complain.

Watch her sing live without sounding like a rattling box of Cracker Jacks unlike so many artists today. (Jason Derulo, Ke$ha, Katy Perry)

And here’s the link to an old and supposedly controversial article that I wrote about her, called “Could Robyn Be The Next Madonna?