Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [2-14-13]

Erik Karlsson 2013Erik Karlsson, skilled NHL defenseman just got his Achilles heel lacerated by a skate. (Deadspin)

Canuck Elisha Cuthbert beats out Americans for most beautiful woman on TV. (E! Online)

Kim and Kanye put through hell at JFK security by soon-to-be-fired airline employee. (TMZ)

Reynolds, Johnson, Gere, Stallone, Ford and Sinatra offered original Die Hard role. (Yahoo!)

Obama fist bumps with Republican senator Mark Kirk at the State of the Union. (Gawker)

Game of Thrones returns March 31. Tide yourself over with some Queen of Dragons porn. (ONTD)

DanRad gets cocky for Out Magazine + new Harry Potter book covers! (ohmyGAAH!/Just Jared)