Prince Fielder + EPSN Body Issue = Sexiest Cover of All Time

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Prince Fielder’s bear body and DGAF expression put the naked butts and boobs of fellow 2014 ESPN Body Issue cover models Venus Williams, Marshawn Lynch, [snowboarder] Jamie Anderson, Serge Ibaka and Michael Phelps to shame.

If you don’t want to ravish him on a fur rug, your face is a waste of good eye sockets. 

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Michael Sam to Become First Openly Gay Pro Football Player

Mizzou Football Media DayIf defensive end Michael Sam gets drafted by an NFL team in May, he will become the first currently playing professional football player to identify as gay.

Sam, who was named SEC Defensive Player of the Year for his work with the Missouri Tigers by the Associated Press, recently came out publicly in interviews with both the New York Times and ESPN.

In the sit-down with ESPN, he speaks of the hardships he endured as a child and young man. “Telling the world I’m gay is nothing compared to that,” he admitted. “That,” being multiple family traumas including witnessing the death of his older brother from a gunshot wound and having another brother go missing in 1998 while the other two sit in jail.

The NFL has released a message of support, saying they admire his “honesty and courage.”

“Michael is a football player,” the statement read. “Any player with ability and determination can succeed in the NFL. We look forward to welcoming and supporting Michael Sam in 2014.”  Continue reading “Michael Sam to Become First Openly Gay Pro Football Player”

Kerri Walsh Jennings, Colin Kaepernick and Others Get Nekkid For 2013 ESPN Body Issue

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ESPN have now released a ton of photos from their 2013 Body Issue to their website and look no further because I have them all. Right here. Naked. (I need the traffic.)

This year’s issue features the notable athletic butts of Colin Kaepernick (NFL), Olympic volleyball star Kerri Walsh Jennings, drag racer Courtney Force, Vernon Davis (NFL), 77-year-old golfer Gary Player and more.

“I like that I’m in shape but still look like a woman,” UFC champ Miesha Tate, scheduled to fight Ronda Rousey during a co-headline fight on December 28, 2013 (with Silva’s rematch against Weidman also on the bill), told the mag. “I don’t feel like I’ve had to give up my femininity to be an athlete.”  Continue reading “Kerri Walsh Jennings, Colin Kaepernick and Others Get Nekkid For 2013 ESPN Body Issue”

Manti Te’o Clears The Air, Says ‘Never Ever Would I Be Part of This’

Manti Te'o Notre Dame AlabamaManti Te’o admitted in an audio interview with ESPN Friday that he tailored his stories so people would think that he had met Lennay Kekua, the woman he believed to be his girlfriend, who was actually a fictional character created by Ronaiah Tuiasosopo and two other people.

“You know I even knew that it was crazy that I was with someone that I didn’t meet. And let alone people find out that this girl who died who I was so invested in, I didn’t meet her as well,” Te’o told Jeremy Schaap.  Continue reading “Manti Te’o Clears The Air, Says ‘Never Ever Would I Be Part of This’”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-21-12]

Youth football hero Sam “Sweet Feet” Gordon lands Wheaties box. (ESPN)

Tolkien heirs suing The Hobbit producers over “morally questionable” marketing. (CS Monitor)

Another one bites the dust: drag racer heiress engaged to Jesse James. (Yahoo)

Russell Brand conducts open-minded interview with Westboro Baptist Church extremists. (ONTD!)

Boxing champ Hector “Macho” Camacho brain-dead after drive-by shooting. (TMZ)

Rihanna apologizes for ditching 777 journalists in favor of sleep. (Hollywood Reporter)

The Will.i.am collaboration with Britney Spears, “Scream and Shout,” is here. (ohmyGAHH!)

Nude Athletes That You’ve Mostly Never Heard Of, It’s The 2012 ESPN Body Issue!

This year’s batch of naked ESPN Body Issue athletes are no different than previous years. They have weird names that are either laughable (Destinee Hooker?) or impossible to pronounce (oh, another “ova” tennis player?) and they’re naked but not naked enough to get anyone lacking imagination off.

You can’t just put a basketball over your Tinie Tempah or turn your legs to the side and call yourself a magician. I know that trick.  Continue reading “Nude Athletes That You’ve Mostly Never Heard Of, It’s The 2012 ESPN Body Issue!”

Hank Williams Jr. Calls Obama Hitler, Gets His Crappy Song Removed From ESPN

After comparing Obama to Adolf Hitler on Fox News country icon and notorious Republican Hank Williams Jr. said, of the president playing golf with house speaker John Boehner, “Come on, it’d be like Hitler playing golf with Netanyahu,” in a reference to the Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu.

Obviously the two would clash, is the ridiculous point he was making on Monday morning – the man who ordered millions of Jewish citizens to death, hitting the links with the Jewish prime minister of Israel…

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Naked Tire-Swinging, Lawn-Watering ESPN Athletes

The annual 2011 ‘Body Issue’ of ESPN Magazine has been released! Well the photos have anyway and I have to warn you, they are pretty amazing for all the wrong reasons.

ESPN would like to tell you that it’s all about athleticism, muscles, stature and prowess – but it isn’t, it’s about sex. Strange sexuality, well some of it, like soccer goalie Hope Solo (currently on DWTS) watering the lawn with no clothes on…

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White Michael Vick?

Yesterday an editorial article in ESPN’s magazine and on their website caused a stir for photoshopping Michael Vick’s face to make him white (he still looks like an asshole to me)

After a few hours of the white-faced Vick picture being posted, ESPN took the it down and replaced it with a regular picture of the Eagles quarterback.

The article was actually very well written (by Touré, who works for MSNBC, and Fuse) and discussed how Michael Vick might not be in the situation he is in if hewere white, not because a white man wouldn’t receive criticism for animal abuse but because it probably wouldn’t have allowed him to be be exposed to dogfighting in the first place.

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