Megan Fox Apologizes For Telling The Truth About Lindsay Lohan

Megan Fox Esquire 2013Megan Fox apologized on Facebook for calling her Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen co-star Lindsay Lohan an unreliable actress with a lot of potential.

While explaining in an interview why she had her Marilyn Monroe tattoo lasered off, Fox drew comparisons between her (Marilyn) and Lindsay.

“She wasn’t powerful at the time. She was sort of like Lindsay. She was an actress who wasn’t reliable, who almost wasn’t insurable. She had all the potential in the world, and it was squandered,” she told Esquire.

Fox said on Facebook that she wanted to clarify her comments before “something silly” happened.  Continue reading “Megan Fox Apologizes For Telling The Truth About Lindsay Lohan”

Meg White Wasn’t Very Happy About Anything When She Was in The White Stripes

Jack and Meg White boredRegardless of Jack White’s excellent work as a solo artist or with The Raconteurs and The Dead Weather, his most recognizable and perhaps most loved music was always made with Meg White.

As you can see in this, and any other photo of The White Stripes, ex-wife/drummer Meg White isn’t exactly a ball joy and enthusiasm. Jack White confirms the extent of Meg’s Daria-ness in an interview with Esquire.

“In The White Stripes, it was impossible to share the good moments with Meg because she was very uninterested. If something nice happened, it wasn’t like we would hug or have a drink. That wasn’t what went on.”  Continue reading “Meg White Wasn’t Very Happy About Anything When She Was in The White Stripes”

Mila Kunis Is 2012’s ‘Sexiest Woman Alive,’ Also The Sexiest Woman Who Is Into… Street Art?

Mila Kunis has been named Esquire magazine’s 2012 Sexiest Woman Alive.

On the website’s profile of her, she talks immigration (her parents came from Ukraine to America in 1991 after the collapse of the Soviet Union), comedy, and… political street art?

Kunis talks briefly about a comment she made to Glamour earlier this year about “street-art-based stuff in Los Angeles.”

Esquire: I want to follow up on an answer you recently gave to Glamour. You said you engaged in political street art. Uh, political street art?

Kunis: I can’t really go into detail because I’m going to get into trouble.

Esquire: Why would you get into trouble?

Kunis: Because it’s illegal.  Continue reading “Mila Kunis Is 2012’s ‘Sexiest Woman Alive,’ Also The Sexiest Woman Who Is Into… Street Art?”

Cameron Diaz’s 40-Year-Old Vag Is Still Relevant

Cameron Diaz imitates the openness of the Grand Canyon in her new “spread,” shot by Terry Richardson for Esquire UK‘s November issue. Diaz, who just turned 40,  says she is finally happy.

“For the first time in my life I’m content,” Diaz explained.

“I’m so excited. Getting older is the best part of life. Like, I know more than I’ve ever known. I have gratitude. I know myself better. I feel more capable than ever. And as far as the physicality of it – I feel better at 40 than I did at 25.”

Words for Madonna to consider: “There’s no such thing as anti-aging — it’s all a crock of shit, you can’t go back in time.”

Dear soon-to-be-married ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake: “[Marriage] just wasn’t the thing I was drawn to, I certainly didn’t want it in my twenties. Or my thirties. So we’ll see.”  Continue reading “Cameron Diaz’s 40-Year-Old Vag Is Still Relevant”

Try Calling Jennifer Lawrence Fat Now

Jennifer Lawrence was an entity in her own right before nowHer Academy Award nomination for Winter’s Bone alone caught the public’s eye, then X-Men: First Class which I’m sure will have a prequel-sequel of its own, seemed like the icing on the cake.

Throw in her actual role as Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games and you have to deduct that her career is already bigger than actresses who put their foot in the door decades ago.

Anytime someone gets this kind of recognition, people want to find someone to nitpick about. Sometimes it’s warranted or based in truth and SOMETIMES it’s a complete load of turkey crap.

In the case of those-who-must-not-be-named…aka anyone who calls Jennifer Lawrence “Fatniss Everdeen” and goes on about how she’s too big to play a starving character – you are what lit Charlie Sheen’s “troll” fuse.  Continue reading “Try Calling Jennifer Lawrence Fat Now”

Leafy Nude Barbado Swamp Thang In Esquire!

Sadly this swampy sex type thing is covering her scientific bits with leaf remnants.

Yes, Rihanna has been named “Sexiest Woman Alive” by Esquire.

She beat out the competition – spicy ladies like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Beyonce and Mila Kunis.

Rihanna is THE ultimate dirt-tossing, nail-digging, accent-toting badass.

I think I agree with this woman of the year title (Minka Kelly got it last year) even though she talks about not being aware of her sexiness (just like Megan Fox, Beyonce and Mila do)…
Admit it, BarbadoClownTastic, you’re as certain of your sexiness as ancient theorists were that the world was flat.

Rihanna’s interview with the magazine was also quite insightful, as she revealed several interesting facts…

Continue reading “Leafy Nude Barbado Swamp Thang In Esquire!”