Quentin Tarantino Gives Hope to Friendzoned Men Everywhere

Uma and Quentin romanticUma Thurman aka Mia Wallace aka Beatrix Kiddo let Quentin Tarantino out of the friendzone and into her box. Us Weekly is reporting that, after 20 years of advances (and ending her engagement to Arki Busson), Uma finally let Quentin suck on her toes.

Great, now Woody Allen will really never give up on bagging Scarlett Johansson. Smiles for all men who never thought they had a shot and frowns for the women who have painstakingly rejected their advances. My heart goes out to the Khaleesi and Jorah Mormont… And Duckie.

Uma’s probably sick of liking dudes who don’t like her back equally, and figures she could do a lot worse than a brilliant freak director who she loves as a friend.  Continue reading “Quentin Tarantino Gives Hope to Friendzoned Men Everywhere”

Selena Gomez Attempts Onscreen Badassery (For The Second Time) in ‘Getaway’

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My new favorite trailer is to hate-watch is Getaway, a completely bizarre tale of cars and kidnap featuring Ethan Hawke and Selena Gomez. (Pretty much the oddest pairing since Samuel L. Jackson chained a half-naked Christina Ricci to a radiator in Black Snake Moan.)

Selena Gomez takes the Vanessa Hudgens’ route (from High School Musical to Sucker PunchSpring Breakers and Gimme Shelter) as that kind of adorable but ratty little sister who you wish would stop climbing out the window to hang out with the neighborhood chain smoker.  Continue reading “Selena Gomez Attempts Onscreen Badassery (For The Second Time) in ‘Getaway’”

Ethan Hawke Thinks The Oscars are ‘Destructive’ and Pointless

Ethan Hawke crazyEthan Hawke couldn’t care less that the 85th Annual Academy Awards are today.

During a sit-down with Zoe Kazan, the co-star of his off-broadway play Clive, Hawke expressed his hatred for the competitive aspect of the event.

“It’s so asinine … if you look at how many forgettable, stupid movies have won Oscars and how many mediocre performers have Oscars above their fireplace. Making a priority of chasing these fake carrots and money and dubious accolades, I think it’s really destructive,” He said.  Continue reading “Ethan Hawke Thinks The Oscars are ‘Destructive’ and Pointless”