Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow in a Movie That Isn’t ‘Pirates of the Caribbean?’

Johnny Depp Tonto Jack SparrowSo the producer, director, and writers behind Pirates of the Caribbean were slowly hired to work on a movie version of The Lone Ranger over the course of three years (2007-2010), and naturally their choice to play Native American spirit warrior Tonto was Johnny Depp.

While Depp does have Cherokee ancestry, this is really just an excuse for him to paint his face like he did for the cannibal scene in Pirates 2.

I saw a commercial for the film last night before This is 40, did a little research when I got home and found out that it’s actually 10 years in the making and was meant to be released this week, but was pushed to July because the budget was inching closer and closer to $300 million.  Continue reading “Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow in a Movie That Isn’t ‘Pirates of the Caribbean?’”

Ashton Kutcher’s New Ladyfriend

Ashton Kutcher has been spending a lot of time with former Adam Brody flame, Nick & Norah screenwriter Lorene Scafaria. On Sunday the pair went to the L.A. gaming center Ultrazone to play laser tag. Apparently, the dream of the 90s is also alive in Cali.

They also reportedly attended Madonna’s Oscar party a week earlier.

Check out the face paint. Is this rebellion against Demi? like he’s regressing in age now that he’s no longer dating a 49 year-old woman.

At LEAST Scafaria is only a year younger than him. I’d hate to see Ashton steal Selena Gomez right out from under Justin Bieber’s baby chin.