What ‘The Hound’ Looks Like Without a Beard…

The slightly uneventful but still wonderful first episode of the fourth season of Game of Thrones aired last night and the unexpected star and winner of the internet for the week was none other than the king of one-liners, burn victim Sandor “The Hound” Clegane, who is currently on a mission to deliver Arya Stark to her dead mother’s crazy sister for a hefty sum.

The Hound spawned a bunch of memes after he closed the episode by spewing amazingly humorous dialogue about eating chicken right before beating up a roomful of thugs and getting Arya’s sword back (gifted by Jon Snow, nicknamed “Needle,” “Stick them with the pointy end” etc.).  Continue reading “What ‘The Hound’ Looks Like Without a Beard…”

One Pac-Man Beard To Rule Them All….

pacman beard This guy with the Pac-Man/Ms. Pac-Man-without-the-bow (because true nerds know regular Pac-Man doesn’t have eyes) facial hair could totally be Bristol Palin’s next boyfriend. Or Edward Furlong’s protégé.

His name is unknown, but he was featured on both Uberhumor (as “Pacbeard”) and Tosh.0. I especially love how he had to draw an outline with a cheap pen because no one would know what the hell was on his face if he hadn’t.

The sparse patches of hair apparently represent the pac-dots. Or he just has really specific alopecia. It’s hard to know without checking his medical records and blood alcohol content.

That doesn’t look like human hair at all inside Pac-She-Man, it’s more like he made a gold Prismacolor work on his skin using sorcery or painfully excessive pressure. (Again, medical records, BAC.)

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Robert Pattinson Is A Big Rugged Sasquatch

The Twilight Manvira/Kristen Stewart kidnapper was spotted at LAX and then seen arriving in Paris at Roissy Charles de Gaulles Airport on Friday, October 21st with a big bushy Nord beard.

This villainous R-Patz face and chin merkin made an appearance in September but was thwarted by the heroic efforts of our savior: A PAIR OF SCISSORS, SHAVING CREAM, HOT WATER AND A RAZOR.

Plus restraints may also have been used to hold the British lycanthrope (werewolf) down for ultimate face-smoothing results.

I mean, it’s not like Robert Pattinson is ever without a little five o’clock shadow, not to mention eye bags deeper than Trump’s pockets and hair as greasy as Paula Deen’s skillet BUT beards are never a good idea…

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