Chris Hemsworth’s Fake Dong In ‘Vacation’ Is Terrifying

  

Chris Hemsworth has giant arms, giant calves, giant pectoral muscles, a giant mane of flowing blond hair and is part of a giant blockbuster franchise.

In short, there’s nothing short about him. (NSFW gif ahead.)  Continue reading “Chris Hemsworth’s Fake Dong In ‘Vacation’ Is Terrifying”

Hilarious Fake Lawsuit Has Johnny Manziel Sending X-Rated Hotdog-Themed Selfies

Johnny Manziel hotdogBrowns quarterback Johnny “Football” Manziel allegedly sent Dr. Drew On Call co-host Samantha Schacher a photo of his penis in a hotdog bun and a video of him dancing naked to “It’s a Small World,” in a $25 million dollar lawsuit filed in Florida.

The 1st round draft pick’s agent is calling the suit “1000000% fake,” and it’s more than likely that serial legal attention-seeker Jonathan Lee Riches is behind the whole thing. (Schacher denies ever filing it.)

Riches is the man who accused Kim and Kanye of being terrorists and Britney Spears of forcing him to buy implants and cocaine for her at gunpoint.

Read: The 18 Most Outrageous Things Johnny Football Has Done

 

Obituary in Local New Mexico Paper Immortalizes Walter White

Walter White real obituaryBreaking Bad and the reign of Heisenberg may be over, but one group of fans funded one last hoorah in the form of a real obituary for the beloved and entirely fictional Walter White.

The obit, printed in the Albuquerque Journal, states that the 52-year-old teacher, research chemist and founder of a meth manufacturing empire “died Sunday after a long battle with lung cancer, and a gunshot wound.”

I liked the finale, if anyone cares, because it was subtle, like Walt’s life pre-meth, but I still think Skyler should have died during that knife fight, or maybe the break-in scene with the baby, or crossing the street.  Continue reading “Obituary in Local New Mexico Paper Immortalizes Walter White”

Funny Video: Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #4

“The Celebrities Read Mean Tweets” segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live managed to cause a minor controversy when a writer noted that the tweets were “too funny” to be real.

After researching the past clips and recent one that commented on Jessica Alba’s relevance and the size of Kelly Ripa’s head and Andy Samberg’s nose, she found that a few of the accounts didn’t exist.

Others were suspended or seemed very suspicious because the users had only written one tweet.
Elisabeth Moss mean tweet
Shame on Kimmel and his writers for being too lazy to sort through Twitter.

Amanda Bynes Posts Horrifying Video, Goes off on Complex Magazine and Kid Cudi

Amanda Bynes fish faceOn Tuesday, a day after posing a video of her audition to become the first living Madame Tussauds attraction and several weeks after one-way cybering with Drake and admitting she has an eating disorder, Amanda Bynes went on a Twitter rant aimed at rapper Kid Cudi and Complex Magazine.

In the lengthy message, Amanda talks about how Complex needs to stop writing fake articles and kissing the ass of her supposed ex-boyfriend, Scott Mescudi (Kid Cudi), who she calls an “ugly duckling.”

Disturbing Bynes excerpt #1: Stop acting like I’m doing something wrong. I’m obsessed with myself on twitter. Also, my video last night was perfection.  Continue reading “Amanda Bynes Posts Horrifying Video, Goes off on Complex Magazine and Kid Cudi”

Manti Te’o Plays Katie Couric His Fake Girlfriend’s Voicemails, Denies Gay Rumors

Manti Teo girlfriend memeManti Te’o answered the questions that were burning in the back of everyone’s minds on Thursday’s episode of KatieWell-worded versions of internet-favorites like “How could he be so f*cking stupid” and  “Is he a homo?”

The talented Notre Dame linebacker, whose online hoax (perpetrated by Ronaiah Tuiasosopo) spawned countless memes and an invisible Where’s Waldo “Manti Te’o Girlfriend” tumblr, also played some voicemails from fictional jealous beauty Lennay Kekua.  Continue reading “Manti Te’o Plays Katie Couric His Fake Girlfriend’s Voicemails, Denies Gay Rumors”

A Brief Summary of Events in the Confusing Case of Manti Te’o’s Fake Online Girlfriend

Manti Teo Lennay KekuThe story of promising Notre Dame University linebacker and Heisman-contender Manti Te’o‘s girlfriend is confusing. Since it’s already all over the news, I’ll attempt to explain it to you in the simplest way.

On October 10, 2011, a woman using the name Lennay Kekua contacted the then 19-year-old football player on Twitter. They quickly became “friends” who interacted frequently, taking it to the next level a few months later, in January of 2012.

In September, Te’o lost his grandma and his online girlfriend, who was thought to have been diagnosed with leukemia.  Continue reading “A Brief Summary of Events in the Confusing Case of Manti Te’o’s Fake Online Girlfriend”

Another Fake Justin Bieber Nude Just Hit The Web

A scandalous penis photo thought momentarily to be of Justin Bieber because of his trademark but easily copied seagull tattoo hit the internet after Bieber’s laptop and camera were stolen at a show in Tacoma, WA.

Clearly there were a few factors involved in people getting tricked into thinking that it was real besides the obvious reason that certain individuals desperately want it to be.

The tattoo, the laptop thing and the fact that the dude in the picture is uncircumcised, which is internet gospel according to The Gallery of Intact Famous Men.  Continue reading “Another Fake Justin Bieber Nude Just Hit The Web”

Christina Aguilera Makes Solid Case For Weight Gain In Imaginary Comments

Comments thought to be made by Christina Aguilera to Billboard magazine about her weight gain in 2002 during her Stripped tour with Justin Timberlake turned out to be false, according to her rep.

Disappointing because I legitimately thought for a second that she’d made some really great points and illustrated a non-hypocritical message. The quotes, which may have originated on Tumblr, referred to a frantic meeting her label had to discuss her new look.

“During the promotion of my album Stripped, I got tired of being a skinny, white girl, I am Ecuadorian but people felt so safe passing me off as a skinny, blue-eyed white girl,” she said in the excellently crafted fake interview.

“The next time my label saw me, I was heavier, darker and full of piercings! Let me tell you, that wasn’t an easy pill for them to swallow. I had gained about 15 pounds during promotion.”  Continue reading “Christina Aguilera Makes Solid Case For Weight Gain In Imaginary Comments”

Is ‘Breaking Amish’ The Fakest Reality Show Since ‘The Hills?’

As reality show viewers, we’ve come to accept that certain things about our favorite programs are in some way fake or staged. The “cast” of MTV’s The Hills admitted to reenacting situations and changing their clothes several times a day to film specific scenes.

TLC’s Breaking Amish, a show about Amish people (and one Mennonite) between the ages of 20 to 32 who wish to leave their isolated farming communities to explore New York, may not have a script or big-name celebrities, but it does appear to be 90% fabricated.

All but one of the five cast members have been or are married, and one photo submitted on the Facebook page Breaking Amish: The Truth is supposedly of a married Rebecca and Abe (who pretended to be strangers), holding their baby.

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Richard Simmons Calls Out David Letterman

Richard Simmons, who has a long-standing relationship with David Letterman, criticized the late night talk show host to Men’s Health, calling him “complicated” and “standoffish.”

Simmons divulged that Letterman told him that he would never meet his wife or see his son and that she was shooed off and on stage faster than you can say “Sweatin’ To The Oldies.”

Simmons: I love David. He’s more complicated than any of them, that David. I’ve done his show so many times. You know, I’ve actually never met him?…Even when I would do a remote with him, we’d go in separate cars and he wouldn’t talk to me.

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Christina Hendricks, Olivia Munn And The Case Of The Naked Phone Drama

Trying to match chest snapshots to the faces of famous actresses is clearly a case for Nancy Drew and I think Nancy would say, those pictures of Christina Hendricks are probably real.

On Sunday Olivia Munn and Hendricks both suffered nude photo leaks, all at the hands of a merciless hacker. The problem is, both sets contain a few pictures of JUST BOOBS and no face which is very problematic for plagiarism sticklers. The headless ones of Munn are almost certainly fake but ginger jones is another story.

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H&M Confirms Usage Of CGI Model Bodies

The clothing store/label H&M has admitted that the models displayed on their website are computer-generated from the neck down. This after a Norwegian blog noticed something strange about the images. A PR rep for the company said,

It’s not a real body, it is completely virtual and made ​​the computer. We take pictures of the clothes on a doll that stands in the shop, and then create the human appearance with a program on your computer…It’s not about ideals or to show off a perfect body, we are doing this to show off the garments. This is done for all garments, not just underwear. It applies to both women’s and men’s clothing.”

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Taylor Swift’s Legal Team Angered By Fake Nude Photo

Taylor Swift’s legal team reportedly sent a letter to the website Celebrity Jihad (they specialize in nude photos and sex scene footage) over a photo that the site claimed was a topless Taylor Swift.

Swift and her legal team are prepared to sue if the picture is not removed. The photo is obviously a fake, it’s merely a girl with curly blonde hair who resembles Taylor, but lacks her angular facial shape. (And dignity)

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I Promise, Beyonce’s Baby Bump Isn’t Fake…

…It just LOOKS like a guinea pig trapped in a blanket.

Queen B made an appearance on the Australian talk show “Sunday Night HD,” last week and it wasn’t so much the talking but the visual that had every blog on the convoluted web ablaze like a plus-sized Jack-O-Lantern.

Rumors that Beyonce’s pregnancy is/was a complete sham crossed many people’s minds. But what exactly would the purpose of that be? Are Beyonce’s childbearing hips false advertising? Did she hire a surrogate?

OR is she actually much less pregnant and attempting to gain attention by wearing a lumpy bumpy fanny pack under her dress? I’ll never know WHY anyone would think that she made the whole thing up…

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Hugh Jackman Forgot To Fake His Wrestling Move?

WWE Wrestler Dolph Ziggler claimed that at an event that Hugh Jackman appeared at, to promote his new robotic-Rocky boxing movie Real Steel, the actor punched him for real in his jaw.

Ziggler posted several Tweets mentioning that he had to get an MRI and possibly sustained a hairline jaw fracture after Jackman punched him during Monday Night Raw.

TMZ is reporting, however, that Ziggler made the whole thing up…

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Heather Morris Had Her Boobs Removed

Heather Morris, 24, who plays Brittany, the lovably eccentric cheerleader on Glee, revealed to Fitness Magazine that she once had implants, but removed them.

She hasn’t shared the exact time that she had/extracted them, but it was probably between the ages of 19 and 22, before she was on a hit show on Fox.

On her fake bazoombas, in Fitness’s October issue:

“Implants were something I thought I wanted when I was younger, and now I don’t. It was hard being active with them, because my chest was always sore. It hurt a lot, and I didn’t like always being in pain, so they had to go.”

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