Justin Bieber Falls Lightly Onto Pavement like a Featherweight Princess

justin bieber falling skateboardA few days ago I awoke to uplifting news of Justin Bieber falling off his skateboard, but upon further reading learned that he was barely hurt and gently drifted across the cement like a single sheet of leftover Christmas tissue paper caught in a persistent breeze.

No carnage, just blonde-headed Justin in dress skating poorly but still better than the average schmo reluctantly eating pavement, about as bruised as a green banana. Continue reading “Justin Bieber Falls Lightly Onto Pavement like a Featherweight Princess”

Bam Margera Suffers Hernia After Kayaking Down A Waterfall

Bam Margera was hospitalized in Oregon after performing a tandem kayaking stunt down what he claims was a 100 foot waterfall.

He did not break any bones but did acquire a nasty hernia.

It appears that he is standing on Benson Bridge at Multnomah Falls in the picture from Twitter, but I can’t believe it was a 100 foot fall. The upper falls are listed as being 542 feet (which would have killed him) while the lower is 69. Albiqua falls in Marion County is about 100 feet so maybe that was the true location.

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A Bunch Of Bad (Or Average) TV Shows Were Cancelled

A load of TV shows were given the ax by various networks for one simple reason – low ratings.

The Secret Circle, The Ringer, Are You There Chelsea?, Napoleon Dynamite, and Terra Nova are no surprise…

You’re telling me shows about witches, evil twins and dinosaurs didn’t do well?

I’m in shock. A cartoon based on a quirky movie that is seven years-old also failed?? Oh my word.

While Chelsea Handler‘s half-assed sitcom where she attempted to disguise herself by wearing a brown wig and acting like “the innocent one” is done for, Whitney is coming back.

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Poor Steven Tyler, Fell, Got Back Up, Turned Into Gollum

According to a study conducted at University of Michigan, a third of people age 60 and older have difficulty getting in and out of the bath or shower, even with safety equipment installed.

Do you know how old American Idol/Aerosmith frontlady Steven Tyler is? 63. So of course I believe him when he says that he hasn’t fallen off the wagon. He wasn’t drunk or high when he fell in the shower, he’s just old and frail, like Gollum.

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New Rihanna Album, Due November 21, 2011!

Less than a year after her insanely popular album Loud (Nov 12, 2010) dropped, Rihanna has announced a new effort, her sixth, due this November.

Loud spawned six massive hits in 2010 and 2011 – “Only Girl (In The World),” What’s My Name,” “S&M,” “Man Down,” “California King Bed” and “Cheers (Drink To That)”

I can only imagine what her next (untitled) album will do in terms of record-breaking pop bliss, juicier than organic orange juice. With pulp…

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‘Biggest Loser’ Star Suffers Serious Fall

Season 9 cast member of NBC’s Biggest Loser Sam Poueu suffered a broken leg, torn ligaments and a punctured lung after falling several stories out of a building.

The 26-year old Samoan-born reality star was hospitalized and in critical condition in San Francisco over the weekend.

One positive turn came in the form of an update posted by his cousin, Koli Palu, who let us know…

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