Video: How To Get Free McDonald’s

In the no-nonsense video titled “Free McDonald’s,” Perth, Australia natives and YouTube masters Children of Poseidon (Cactus Body Slam, anybody?) teach us how to steal fast food.

1. Fumble for your wallet at the first window.

2. Tell them you’ll pay at the second.

3. Take the food and drive off.

Jennifer Aniston is a Brita Filter, Really

Jennifer aniston salad tosserYou may find yourself wondering what’s going on with the cast of Friends these days, well, Courtney Cox is looking like Cher’s grandma who bought plastic surgery in the back of a joint tortilla and pizza cart in Mexico City…

Matthew Perry is filling the void of another cancelled show by talking about why Chandler Bing’s eye bags were deeper than Crater Lake. Lisa Kudrow is being awesome, swimming in yogurt money and preparing for a third season of Web Therapy to air on Showtime (Matt LeBlanc’s doing the same with Episodes).

But what’s the most famous alumn up to? LET ME TELL YOU. Jennifer Aniston just gave an interview with New York Magazine where she called her body a “purified system” that rejects bad food.

Aniston explained that her organic body reacted to a Big Mac as if it were gasoline. “I think what you put in your body, as well as stress, is reflected in the quality of your skin,” she said.  Continue reading “Jennifer Aniston is a Brita Filter, Really”

Wendy Thomas Named ‘Hot ‘N Juicy’ Burger After Her Dad

Wendy Thomas, forever frozen in time as the famous freckled namesake and mascot of the fast food chain Wendy’s, is in a new advertisement for the restaurant.

An ad where she explains that their newest menu item is named after her father, who passed away in 2002.

Her dad, Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy’s, is being honored now with the 810 calorie “Dave’s Hot ‘N Juicy” cheeseburger that boasts the “thickest, hottest, juiciest beef ever…”

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No More Creepy Burger King Commercials

Now that Burger King is attempting to trick people into thinking their menu is “healthy” by introducing more salads and wraps and other items that taste no different from the cardboard they come encased in, they are getting rid of their memorable mascot and his eerie commercials!

The creepy Burger King king in the big furry pimp coat and gold chain is no more! For now at least.

The company cites the change in their menu and advertising, to USA Today, as a lean towards targeting moms instead of teens. Hmmmm.

This Monday a new item, the California Whopper will be available at all locations. The hamburger was previously only attainable in four states and three Scandinavian countries. Supposedly the California Whopper is chalk-full of guacamole and the usual genetic mutations of fast-food vegetables.

Alex Macedo, Burger King’s senior marketing VP, said there are “no plans to bring the King back anytime soon.”

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