Here Are The FBI’s Two Boston Marathon Bombing Suspects

Boston bombing suspectsThe Federal Bureau of Investigation have released a video and photos of two men who are thought to be responsible for the bombing in Boston which left three dead and around 183, including nine children, injured.

Suspect One has dark hair and was wearing a black forward-facing hat, a white shirt and khaki pants while Suspect Two had a white backwards hat, dark hair and a black jacket with white trim. Both had backpacks thought to contain the pressure cooker bombs later discovered by the bomb squad.

The FBI is asking for the public’s help with the case, advising anyone to submit additional information, footage or photos to bostonmarathontips.fbi.gov or to call their offices (1-800-225-5324, prompt #3).

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ICP Fans Are All Ghastly Violent Gang Members

Okay that isn’t entirely ture, but the Federal Bureau of Investigation has officially classified the Juggalos as a gang. You know, those guys you always hear about but hardly ever meet. Face-painting sadists who listen to terrible wigger music.

I only call them sadists because clowns are terrifying and the Juggalos and their leaders, Insane Clown Posse, intentionally pose as morally-corrupt circus misfits, typically with freaky white and black mime paint.

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Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Leak

Surprisingly, Scarlett Johansson is the latest celebrity to suffer from a hacked cell phone nude photo leak. Last time it was Blake Lively and then Kreayshawn.

Two naked photos of the actress seeped on the internet today, but Scarjo and her reps are FURIOUS.

They contacted the FBI, who are looking into not only her breach but also other celebrity women like Demi Lovato, Ali Larter, Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez who may have been hacked by the same group/person.

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