A$AP Rocky Becomes First Man in History to be Mean to an Australian

asap rocky middle fingerWell, it appears that A$AP Rocky has a fucking problem.

During his recent show in Sydney this past Friday, a female fan was swooning over A$AP and trying to score a kiss–hoping he’d deliver so that she could tell the story to her grandchildren.  He decided to take the reasonable route and slap her across the face.

Granted, this girl was hitting him on the head pretty hard trying to get his attention, which was probably really annoying.  And it’s not like he’s going to kiss every wasted fashion killa that begs him for a kiss.  She clearly got a little too wild for the night, and stopped being polite.  But wow, that was straight up demeaning–and it clearly freaked the hell out of the her.

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Crazed Female Fan Sinks Piranha Teeth Into Danny Bonaduce

Redheaded child star turned beefy ginger hulk reality D-lister/radio personality Danny Bonaduce made an appearance in a Washington casino last Friday where he was greeted by one very sharp-toothed fan who had to be removed by force from his freckled flesh.

“First lady in line says ‘I love your radio show. I loved you on the Partridge Family. Can you kiss me?’ And I said, ‘Sure,'” and she leaned in grabbed both hands around my head and just went WAAA [indicates to face],” Bonadouchey told CNN.

“They were tiny little Chucky teeth. Man, they just gnawed like piranhas,” he said. “People are trying to pull her off me … I’m screaming like a baby.”  Continue reading “Crazed Female Fan Sinks Piranha Teeth Into Danny Bonaduce”

Someone Wants To Kill Ellen Page (Blame The Gigantic Blonde Vampire)

No celebrity is safe from death threats, not even the 5’1″ Nova Scotian famous for playing a pregnant teenager in Diablo Cody’s Juno. According to a warrant obtained by TMZEllen Page has received multiple death threats.

The warrant allowed the LAPD to look at several Twitter accounts associated with messages from June. One read, “I’m going to murder Ellen Page. She’s dead.” Another, which indicates that the stalker is a woman, said:

 “Ellen Page if you continue to date Alexander I will K-1-L-L you in public in the next year … Be it in a club, at a game, in a restaurant, or when you’re signing autographs.”

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