Dinosaur Erotica is a Thing

Dinosaur romance novelsLots of strange things are happening in the world today. The government shut down (as if they were ever doing work), someone got a tattoo of donkey-faced Miley Cyrus swinging from a sad-faced wrecking ball, and dinosaur erotica exists.

Author Christie Sims, who describes herself as an “everyday Midwestern girl” whose “inner thoughts are filled with lusty thoughts of big, strong, powerful monsters having their way with beautiful maidens,” has written multiple dino romance novels with titles ranging from the simple Ravished by Triceratops to the even simpler Mating With The Raptor.

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Britney Spears To Write A Fictionalized Account of Her Life?

I know “Fictionalized Account of her life” is an oxymoron but so is the idea of Britney Spears writing a book, which isn’t even a factor because celebrities don’t write books (unless their name happens to be Craig Ferguson or Tina Fey).

A new Britney Spears novel that will “most likely” be a work of fiction that incorporates “elements of her real life” will fit comfortably on your shelf next to Paris Hilton’s Confessions of an Heiress, Lauren Conrad’s L.A. Candy, Gorilla Beach by Snooki and Joey Buttafuoco’s Closure.

The best we can hope for from Spears’ not-yet-confirmed deal with Harper Collins is a whitewashed explanation for her behavior from 2004 to now besides that she has Michael Jackson “I-never-grew-up” disease.

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