No Armbar Needed: Ronda Rousey DECIMATES Alexis Davis in 16 Seconds for Tenth Straight Win … Can Anyone Beat Her?

Ronda Rousey Alexis Davis fight gif UFC 175Ronda Rousey is a powerhouse, a beast and arguably the most exciting fighter to watch in either men or women’s MMA. She’s also so far ahead of her competition that only one of her ten fights has ever gone past the first round. Her latest bout against #2 seed Alexis Davis was surprisingly short, even for a Rousey fight. After a mere 16 seconds, she flipped a seemingly lifeless Davis on her back and popped her in the face about 7 times. The punishment she doled out was already too much for the refs to stomach, and it was over.

I’m starting to think the only way to make the fights fair is if Ronda’s opponents are on steroids, or if Ronda herself is horribly injured or plastered out of her mind. Seriously, I’d put $1000 on drunk Ronda over sober whoever on steroids. It still wouldn’t be a contest.

So far, only Miesha Tate and Liz Carmouche have come even remotely close to defeating Ronda. People still think early women’s MMA trailblazer-turned actress Gina Carano could pull a win out of the bag against her, but I’m a firm believer that the only woman who stands a chance is the one who brutally defeated Carano in 2009.  Continue reading “No Armbar Needed: Ronda Rousey DECIMATES Alexis Davis in 16 Seconds for Tenth Straight Win … Can Anyone Beat Her?”

Lindsay Lohan Orchestrated Beating of Paris Hilton’s Brother?

Barron Hilton beat upIn too-good-to-be-true news of the weekend, Paris Hilton’s bro claims he was beaten up at a party in Miami after Lindsay Lohan overheard him talking sh*t about her.

Lohan allegedly egged a man – now ID’ed as New Yorker Ray Lemoine – on to attack Barron Hilton. TMZ’s sources say both Lemoine and Lohan were mysteriously not home when police came to question them.

Reps for both parties deny the accusations, with Lemoine’s specifying that Barron started the fight in the first place.

Paris reportedly Instagrammed the now-deleted words “They both will pay for what they did. No one f*cks with my family and gets away with it!!”

 

A List of Self-Absorbed Tweets by Kendall Jenner’s New Nemesis, Frances Bean Cobain

Frances Bean Kendall JennerFrances Bean, daughter of music legends Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain, started an online feud with Kendall Jenner, daughter of Kris and Bruce Jenner, over fame and over-sharing on Twitter.

After 17-year-old Kendall tweeted “just wish things could be easier sometimes,” Frances, 20, responded directly by reminding her that she shouldn’t complain because some people don’t have clean water, good health, or a roof over their head. She also called her a “f*cking idiot” and said “humans are so self involved.”

Somebody takes after their mom/spends wayyyy too much time on Twitter. Overreact much?

Jenner recently responded to Cobain’s messages in a fairly courteous way, writing, “an individuals feelings are relative to their environment. you don’t know me, you don’t even know what i was referring to.” And later:

“i am aware that i am very privileged and blessed, and im thankful for that everyday, i know there are greater problems in the world. i pray for those people every night and give back as much as i can. so who are u to judge me?”  Continue reading “A List of Self-Absorbed Tweets by Kendall Jenner’s New Nemesis, Frances Bean Cobain”

WATCH: Michelle Rodriguez and Gina Carano’s Fight Scene in ‘Fast & Furious 6’

Michelle Rodriguez Gina Carano fight sceneMichelle Rodriguez was brought back to life in 2011’s Fast Five only to get in a vicious, body-bruising rumble with Gina Carano’s cop character in this year’s Fast & Furious 6.

“It’s an action movie and I have so much responsibility just being a girl, like, in this lane of tomboyishness. I have to represent, [I said], ‘We have to make this real,’” Michelle told Access Hollywood on her scenes with the former MMA fighter and Haywire star. “I don’t mind getting the crap beat out of me, as long as it’s believable. For me, that comes first and foremost in the whole thing.”

I wouldn’t want to get in a fight with either (best case scenario: I die), but I’d definitely run away screaming a little faster from Gina. I mean, it actually says on her IMDb that she was “born under a tornado warning.”

Continue reading “WATCH: Michelle Rodriguez and Gina Carano’s Fight Scene in ‘Fast & Furious 6’”

Chris Brown Threatened To Bust a Cap in Frank Ocean

Chris Brown gun takersThere’s little question that Frank Ocean was “the victim” in the Chris Brown parking lot feud. He stayed behind to talk to the police, refused to press charges and even forgave Brown in a peace-themed Tumblr post.

New details from the official police report have everyone wondering how a 25-year-old could harness such restraint and maturity.

In the report, Ocean says Brown’s entourage kicked him while he was on the ground and hurled homophobic slurs at him as he was told “We can bust on you too!” (bust as in, shoot) by Chris during their three-minute fight.

Continue reading “Chris Brown Threatened To Bust a Cap in Frank Ocean”

Frank Ocean Wants Chris Brown Poked With Splintery Penitentiary Wood

92387985JK095_POWER_105_1_SYesterday I told you about the latest barnyard rooster fight where Chris Brown and Frank Ocean went into a trance of unnatural posture and puffed-out chests over a parking space or whose wattle hangs lower.

Well, today there are various reports relating to the tussle. My favorite is that Frank Ocean wants to press charges.

You know how Iron Man has that shrapnel magnet in his chest? Well, in my dreams, Chris is in a jail cell with a guy who holds the remote control to a giant buttplug in his ass, and every time he misbehaves, it deeply penetrates him AND shocks him with 2000 volts of electricity. Even better than heart-piercing shrapnel, yeah? Continue reading “Frank Ocean Wants Chris Brown Poked With Splintery Penitentiary Wood”

Chris Brown and Frank Ocean Skirmish Over Recording Studio Parking Spot

Frank Ocean Chris BrownChris Brown, Frank Ocean, and their respective entourages rumbled Sunday night over rights to a parking space at Westlake Studio. Sources tell TMZ that Frank blocked Chris from leaving, claiming ownership of the parking spot and studio.

They then say that Chris went to shake his hand, and one of “Frank’s people” hit Chris. Team Brown hit back and then Frank and Chris started brawling with each other.

Chris bolted from the scene while Frank stayed behind to talk to the cops, which makes it hard to believe that he’s the one who instigated the fight.  Continue reading “Chris Brown and Frank Ocean Skirmish Over Recording Studio Parking Spot”

Here’s Why Sofia Vergara’s Holiday-Themed Fights Are Better Than Halle Berry’s…

Sofia Vergara boob fell outSofia Vergara was involved in fight at a club on New Year’s Eve that was mildly reminiscent of the Gabriel Aubry/Olivier Martinez brawl, except not because Sofia Vergara wasn’t hiding in a corner applying hair gel like a pansy (Halle)…

Sofia’s hothead boyfriend Nick Loeb was reportedly tense because of the male attention Sofia was (/is always) receiving from “a friend.” Later, Loeb got into a physical altercation with some folks at a nearby VIP table.

It wouldn’t be a news-worthy Vergara moment if a body part didn’t burst out of her dress, and that’s exactly what happened when she tried to get involved.

Continue reading “Here’s Why Sofia Vergara’s Holiday-Themed Fights Are Better Than Halle Berry’s…”

Halle Berry’s Baby Daddy and Current Main Squeeze Hospitalized After Fist Fight

Thanksgiving drama at the Berry home. Halle Berry‘s fiance Olivier Martinez and ex Gabriel Aubry got into a brawl after Aubrey dropped his daughter off with her actress mother on Thursday morning.

Current French actor beau Olivier, 46,  said something (“We have to move on?”) to set off former model boytoy Gabriel, 10 years younger, who proceeded to punch Olivier in the face.

After rolling around on the ground for a while, both guys were taken to the hospital, Martinez for a neck and hand injury and Aubry (arrested for misdemeanor battery) for face contusions, head injuries and a broken rib.  Continue reading “Halle Berry’s Baby Daddy and Current Main Squeeze Hospitalized After Fist Fight”

‘American Idol’ Judge Fight, Round One – Nicki Minaj Vs. Mariah Carey

Nicki Minaj brought Queens, New York to American Idol during an audition in Charlotte where she said she refuses to put up with “her royal fucking highness” Mariah Carey, who she also calls “boring as fuck.”

See and hear it for yourself over at TMZ. There’s a partially audible video of Nicki going crazy, saying things like “if you say one more disrespectful thing to me … off with your head!” 

During an argument that began over a contestant’s performance in North Carolina, Carey’s cool-headed attitude only seemed to send Nicki into more of a full-force, highly escalated rage.  Continue reading “‘American Idol’ Judge Fight, Round One – Nicki Minaj Vs. Mariah Carey”

Paris Hilton’s New Boyfriend Is As Crazy As Her Other Boyfriends

If I told you that Paris Hilton making out with a girl in a club caused her new boyfriend to get arrested for starting a fight would you be surprised in any way?

Good, me neither.

A man told police that he was in the XS nightclub in the Encore hotel in Vegas when Paris started making out with his girlfriend…

Then, Paris’ new Spanish model boyfriend/fictional Street Fighter character River Viiperi attacked the random clubgoer guy with the bi curious girlfriend.

TMZ reports that Viiperi injured him “so badly” that he “needed medical attention” at around 2:30 Monday morning and that Viiperi was cited for misdemeanor battery without going to the police station.  Continue reading “Paris Hilton’s New Boyfriend Is As Crazy As Her Other Boyfriends”

Jermaine, Randy, Paris, and Janet Jackson Face Off

“What’s at stake here is a lot of money, by some accounts $500 million dollars, and people on the street lose their mind when they see a quarter on the ground so you can see how they might come apart a little bit.”

-Aisha Tyler on The Talk

Police were called Monday night after a fight erupted between several of Michael Jackson’s relatives when sister Janet and brothers Jermaine and Randy arrived at their niece and nephew’s compound.

They were reportedly trying to take Michael’s children (Paris, Blanket and Prince) to visit their 82-year-old grandmother Katherine, who was briefly considered “missing” after she left Calabasas, presumably to flee the drama.  Continue reading “Jermaine, Randy, Paris, and Janet Jackson Face Off”

Oh Drake, You Could’ve At Least Pretended To Beat Up Chris Brown To Make Me Happy

This morning was like Christmas, but if I forgot what day Christmas was (not unlikely) and was even more surprised to see my gift. That present came in the form of hearing that Drake‘s entourage beat up Chris Brown’s entourage over Rihanna in a NY club.

Then I read on TMZ that Drake’s rep is insisting that he wasn’t involved in the brawl, and that it was actually a fight between Chris and Drake’s friend, Philly rapper Meek Mill.

So much disappointment, but fortunately, Brown aka “Breezy” did get a nasty cut on his chin from all the bottles that were thrown. He tweeted a photo of it (which was later deleted) and wrote:  Continue reading “Oh Drake, You Could’ve At Least Pretended To Beat Up Chris Brown To Make Me Happy”

Paparazzi May Have Battery Case Against Justin Bieber [PHOTOS]

Filing a battery case against Justin Bieber is like a complaining that the old folks at the nursing home sexually assaulted you. It’s plausible, but how would they catch you? Why didn’t you just move? Did you want to be attacked?  Continue reading “Paparazzi May Have Battery Case Against Justin Bieber [PHOTOS]”

Egos Of A Mayweather Flock Together

Try and deny that Justin Bieber has an ego more inflated than an elephant’s hernia, go ahead. For that matter, try and find a kid his age who isn’t a selfish twat to begin with, regardless of the Elvis-esque hysteria.

I’m not defending him. His music is as feminine as his lips and former haircut and his attitude is…expected but not welcomed. But he does have an ego.

And who could I compare this ego to? Why, his new friend – fighter Floyd Mayweather.

According to TMZ, Justin Bieber feels that Mayweather, notorious for his no-holds-barred cockiness , is “misunderstood.” Floyd reached out to Justin after viewing Never Say Never and is now his “mentor.”  Continue reading “Egos Of A Mayweather Flock Together”

The Closest Thing You’ll See To A Justin Bieber Hate Crime

For Complex Magazine’s 10th anniversary issue they put Justin Bieber on the cover, no big thang there besides the fact that he’s covered in blood, bruises and steak meat.

Whether the people behind this hate him, want attention or truly think this is artistic doesn’t matter to me. It’s Justin Bieber, beat to a pulp. It’s not real but a girl can dream. Their excuse?

“Pop stardom is a contact sport, but at age 18 Justin Bieber knows how to roll with the punches. Believe that.” Hmm, doesn’t look like he’s good at rolling with anything except letting his assistant slide his tiny legs through a pair of loose purple jeans.  Continue reading “The Closest Thing You’ll See To A Justin Bieber Hate Crime”